Robinhood: Beyond the Hype

It’s not about growth anymore, not really. Everyone expects growth. It’s about stability. About building something that doesn’t require a constant influx of day traders fueled by stimulus checks and boredom. My aunt Mildred, who thinks “blockchain” is a new type of paving stone, recently invested in crypto through Robinhood. I’m not saying it’s a bad sign, but I’ve started preemptively researching estate planning. Anyway, 2026 will tell us if they’ve figured things out.

The Dividend Illusion

There are, naturally, degrees of illusion. Some stocks merely offer the appearance of yield, a sugary coating on a fundamentally unsound enterprise. Others… others possess a certain grim durability. The two specimens presented here fall into the latter category, though even they are not immune to the absurdities of the modern financial theatre. Durable, yes. Invincible? Do not mistake me for an optimist.

Cruising and Checking In: A 20-Year Outlook

Couple on Vacation

The logic, as far as I can tell, is simple. People, generally, like going places. Even the ones who claim they don’t are usually just waiting for a good deal and a complimentary breakfast buffet. And as the global middle class swells – a phrase that always sounds vaguely ominous – more people will have both the means and the desire to inflict themselves upon various tourist destinations. It’s not necessarily a pretty picture, but it’s a predictable one. Carnival and Hyatt, it seems, are positioned to profit from this impending wave of humanity. They’re not curing cancer, but they are facilitating the pursuit of slightly better Instagram photos.

Duolingo: A 10x Opportunity (Don’t Panic)

This stock was briefly trading at levels that suggested everyone thought Duolingo was going to solve world peace and teach everyone Klingon. A little rich, even for a language learning app. But to see it crater to around $100? That’s like throwing out the baby with the Rosetta Stone. It’s overdone. And as someone who likes a good return on investment, I’m taking notice.

Leveraged ETFs: A Faustian Bargain?

These instruments, promising amplified returns, are, in truth, treacherous things. Like a beautifully crafted mirror, they reflect not reality, but a distorted, accelerated version of it. Even wielded with the best intentions, they possess a capacity for swift, dramatic loss. The ancient wisdom – know what you are investing in – is here not a suggestion, but a desperate plea for self-preservation.

Is the Crypto Roller Coaster Heading Toward $50,000?!

Our dear Standard Chartered, in their infinite wisdom, have pulled back their lofty dog‑bane prices for the big digital hats: Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, and Solana. After all, nothing says ta‑ta to optimism like tripping over the next few months, right? They published this gloomy piece on February 12, slapping lower numbers onto those tokens and letting us know that near‑term capitulation appears to loom over the entire market.

XRP: Assessing Downside Risk

XRP Illustration

Year-to-date, XRP has experienced a decline of approximately 25%. The question for investors is whether this represents a transient correction or the commencement of a sustained downtrend.