ACCORDING TO A SEC FILING DATED NOVEMBER 14, GLOBAL IMC LLC SELLING ALL 222,038 SHARES OF AHR. THE ESTIMATED TRANSACTION VALUE, BASED ON QUARTERLY AVERAGE PRICING, WAS $8.16 MILLION. IT WASN’T A SLOW, METHODICAL EXIT-IT WAS A FULL-THROTTLE SCRAMBLE, LIKE A MAN RUNNING FROM A FIRE THAT HE CAN’T SEE.
This encounter between the two funds reveals not merely differences in cost and returns but a philosophical dichotomy regarding risk and the very nature of portfolio composition-an exploration that might intrigue even the most erudite scholars of finance.
ETH’s still hanging out below $3,000, but everyone’s acting like it’s already there. Classic crypto optimism-or delusion? You decide. 🤷♂️
In a world where the stock market is as unpredictable as a British summer, Montreal-based Formula Growth disclosed a new position in Galaxy Digital on November 13. They acquired 139,195 shares, a sum worth roughly $4.71 million. This is not a casual stroll through the financial park but a calculated step into the unknown, much like choosing a restaurant based solely on the color of its napkins.
Picture this: X erupts into a Bitcoin drama so wild, even Shakespeare would ask for a refund. Fundstrat’s co-founder, Tom Lee, had to step in like a bouncer at a crypto casino, shouting, “It’s not a fight-it’s a dance!” 🕺
They’re both low-cost, both U.S. tech, but one holds 70 names, the other 294. The giant, XLK, has three big names-Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft-eating up a third of its assets. The smaller, FTEC, spreads its bets wider, though many of its holdings are tiny. So it goes.
On November 13, the SEC received a filing that might have been mistaken for a medieval scroll. Portolan, with the audacity of a scribe in a monastery, acquired 2.4 million shares of DBRG, swelling its stake to $63.98 million. A feast of capital, yet one wonders if the feast is prepared for a banquet or a funeral.
Transaction value calculated using the SEC’s special fairy dust formula; post-transaction value based on market goblins’ closing chants.
Ah, Brazil! Land of samba, football, and now… sensible crypto investing? 🕺⚽ Yes, you heard it right! The young’uns (Gen Z, if you must be fancy) are ditching the rollercoaster of volatile tokens for the snug embrace of stablecoins. According to Mercado Bitcoin, these under-24 whiz kids are the fastest-growing gang in the crypto circus, up 56% in 2025. Who said the youth are reckless? They’re more like the Grand High Wizard of financial prudence! 🧙♂️✨
Recently, Binance Futures has reported a remarkable 12% spike in open interest for ETHUSDT contracts over the past day. This surge, akin to the revival of a long-dormant flame, signals a burgeoning interest among market participants. Meanwhile, the funding rates for ETH perpetual contracts have settled around a mild 0.01%, whispering sweet nothings of reduced liquidation risks into the ears of hopeful traders.