Some investors have tried to ride Buffett’s coattails, buying financial or consumer staples like a child clutching a security blanket. It worked, for a time. But now, even at 95-set to retire, never particularly tech-savvy-Buffett is betting on artificial intelligence. A man who once said, “Technology is like a loaded gun. You don’t know what to do with it,” now wagers $68 billion on two AI stocks. The universe is a comedy.
Deploying $35,000 across two Dividend Kings-Altria Group and Target-could theoretically yield $20,000 annually in dividends within a decade, contingent upon sustained earnings power and disciplined capital allocation. Below, we dissect the strategic rationale and operational dynamics underpinning this approach.
Energy demand? A fleeting dream. The world’s a fickle lover, and oil‘s not the only game in town anymore. But the article’s heroes-TotalEnergies, Chevron, Energy Transfer-these are not saviors. They’re relics in a dying empire, clutching at clean energy like a drunkard’s last bottle.
Consider Broadcom, that venerable titan of silicon and software, whose shares have ascended like a phoenix from the ashes of earnings reports. Its third-quarter results, a tapestry of 22% revenue growth and a 67% EBITDA margin, seem to whisper of a world where AI accelerators are not mere chips, but sentient beings with a penchant for arithmetic. Yet, the stock trades at 58 times its trailing-12-month earnings-a price that would make even the most seasoned trader’s head spin like a dervish. One might wonder if the market has mistaken a ledger for a holy scripture.
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Yet in this decline, a curious paradox emerges. Energy Transfer’s dividend, a sonorous note in the cacophony of financial uncertainty, sings with a yield surpassing 7.5%, a melody sixfold the S&P 500’s average. One might argue it is not the stock’s ascent that captivates, but the steadfastness of its payout-a relic of an era when capital spoke in certainties rather than conjectures.
But earnings season isn’t the only important data dump of the quarter. Aug. 14 marked the deadline for institutional investors with at least $100 million in assets under management to file Form 13F with the Securities and Exchange Commission. A 13F provides a concise snapshot for investors of which stocks the smartest investors on Wall Street bought and sold in the latest quarter.
Native Markets, with its co-founder Max Fiege at the helm, has been anointed the guardian of the USDH ticker. A nine-day saga, replete with intrigue and high stakes, culminated in this victory. The startup, barely out of its cradle, now wields exclusive control over a stablecoin poised to funnel billions in liquidity. What hubris! What audacity!
Atkins, in his infinite wisdom, explained that the SEC isn’t in the business of scaring businesses senseless. Oh no, they’re all about compliance! The kind of compliance that makes you think, “Hmm, maybe I should’ve done that earlier.” It’s like when your mom tells you to clean your room… before she starts threatening to throw out your video games. In theory, this should make everything a bit more, dare we say it, “fair.” Or at least less of a chaotic, corporate battlefield where no one knows the rules until it’s too late.
Starting humbly above $880, our protagonist BNB has surged forth, outpacing even the grand lords Ethereum and Bitcoin themselves! It gracefully danced past $892 and then $920, as if to say, “Follow me, peasants!”