But hold onto your top hat, because Gensler didn’t stop there! He singled out Bitcoin, old sport, as the one crypto that’s not entirely up the creek without a paddle. According to him, it’s more like a commodity, you see, and not just some digital doodad. 🎩 Bitcoin, he says, stands alone in the legitimacy stakes, while the rest of the crypto circus is a high-wire act without a net. 🤡
In a series of X posts (oh, how the platforms have changed!), McClurg admitted he once “bought into the Zcash narrative”-but clearly, he’s had a moment of clarity. Who has time to revisit projects from 2016? I’ve forgotten where I left my keys 🗝️.
In the grand theater of modern finance, a spectacle not unlike a Russian novel unfolds. Alt5 Sigma, with its siren-like allure tied surreptitiously to Eric Trump, stands accused-yes, under the scrutinous gaze of the illustrious SEC!
Remitly’s story is a bold one: disrupting Western Union, strutting into the fintech arena with all the swagger of a startup that thinks money doesn’t matter. But here we are, staring at a stock price that’s more “pathetic” than “perseverance.” Classic market theater: praise the chorus of growth, then boo at the faintest hint of maturity.
The SEC’s November 13, 2025, report reveals a subtle crescendo: General Atlantic’s stake in Pharvaris swelled to 8,031,252 shares, a figure that glows like a lantern in the twilight of the biotech sector. As of September 30, 2025, this portfolio piece was valued at $200.38 million-a testament to the company’s quiet promise.
Ethereum’s price, after some nice moves above $2,720, has found a new energy, almost as if it were in competition with Bitcoin. And like any good contestant, it gained some serious traction above the $2,850 and $2,880 resistance levels. 🔥
But wait, this is only the second such upgrade in 2025! The first, the Pectra fork in May, saw Ethereum’s price soar by a bold 29%, setting new standards for validator operations. Will Fusaka’s magic do the same for ETH? Only time-and perhaps a few market swings-will tell.
The only herald of this renewal was the ink of its quarterly earnings, cast in print and digital alike-an overture that toppled the gloom with tangible figures that shimmered like faint stars on a wintry night. Though the day of the report passed unnoticed-a still pond disturbed only slightly-the subsequent days rippled with newfound confidence, certainty burgeoning as the results sowed seeds of hope in investors’ silent hearts.
Enter Peter Brandt, the soothsayer of Wall Street, who claims traders must accept that Bitcoin’s price is doing a slow dance of decay-like a tragic Russian ballet. Miners are throwing in the towel, chatting about Bitcoin and shiny tokens while the market trembles like a failed attempt at a balalaika concerto. 🎻
According to a recent SEC filing, Praesidium sold 104,000 shares of CyberArk, effectively removing it from its portfolio. This exit occurred amid the company’s robust third-quarter performance, with revenues climbing 43% and solid growth in its cloud-based and identity security platforms. Yet, for the strategic eye, this transaction signals more than a simple loss of faith. It hints at a recalibration-an acknowledgment that even market leaders, when fully priced, become less attractive for those committed to long-term value creation.