Bitcoin: A Slow Burn in ’26

Twenty-six started quiet. A single percent uptick. Not a roar, more of a sigh. But sighs can turn into something else. A few things are brewing, little currents that might just steady the ship. Or at least keep it from hitting the rocks.

Amazon: A Mildly Sensible Investment

It feels almost… pedestrian. Everyone owns Amazon stock. It’s the beige cardigan of investments. But that’s precisely the point. While everyone else is chasing the next disruptive unicorn, Amazon is just… there. A relentlessly efficient machine, delivering everything from dog food to patio furniture with unnerving speed. I once ordered a replacement shower curtain at 3 AM, fueled by insomnia and a deep sense of shame, and it arrived before lunchtime. That’s not innovation; that’s logistics bordering on the supernatural.

Recursion: A Study in Probable Outcomes

The operational premise involves an AI-driven system for the evaluation of clinical compounds. Promising candidates, identified through this algorithmic sifting, are then subjected to the traditional, and often capricious, process of clinical trials. It is a system predicated on the belief that probability can be manipulated, that the inherent uncertainty of biological systems can be mitigated by the cold logic of computation. One wonders, however, if the system is not merely rearranging the inevitability of failure, presenting it in a more statistically palatable form. The standard success rate for compounds entering clinical trials remains stubbornly low, a fact Recursion Pharmaceuticals attempts to address, not by altering the fundamental nature of disease, but by refining the process of its observation. The claim is a bold one – to accelerate discovery and reduce expenditure – but it rests on the unproven assumption that correlation, as identified by the AI, equates to causation, a dangerous simplification in a field governed by nuance and unpredictable interactions.

Moderna: A Fleeting Bloom or Rooted Growth?

Moderna deals in the manipulation of life’s blueprints – mRNA therapies. They’ve recently presented data, five years after the fact, on ‘intismeran autogene,’ a concoction aimed at battling advanced melanoma. Combined with Merck’s Keytruda, it purportedly reduces disease recurrence by 49%. A statistic, mind you, presented with the polished sheen of laboratory reports, while the patient, the man or woman facing the shadow, remains a distant abstraction. They claim this is significant, that it addresses a high-risk of recurrence. Perhaps. But recurrence is the nature of things, a grim echo of battles fought and temporarily won.

The GLP-1 Market: A Second Look at Amgen

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To assume Lilly’s dominance is absolute is to misunderstand the nature of pharmaceutical development. Other companies are engaged in the same pursuit, and a prudent investor should not dismiss them simply because they lack the current sheen of popularity. Amgen, therefore, warrants closer inspection.

Seagate’s Fortuitous Boom

By the close of trading, the stock had ascended by a gratifying 19%, a figure which, while not quite matching the excesses of the dot-com era, is nonetheless respectable in these increasingly dreary times.

Beyond Meat: A Most Unappetizing Investment

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The arithmetic, alas, is not kind. A year hence, your initial stake would have dwindled to a mere two hundred and twenty-five dollars. A reduction of seventy-seven and a half percent. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single fool and his money are soon parted, but Beyond Meat seems to be actively encouraging the separation.

Buffett’s Bets: A Sensible $3,000 Portfolio

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Buffett, for years, held a rather skeptical view of technology companies. Said they were too… well, baffling. He preferred businesses he could understand – things involving bricks, or widgets, or reasonably predictable consumer behavior. Amazon, therefore, was something of an anomaly. He’s famously admitted he didn’t fully grasp the intricacies of cloud computing, which, let’s be honest, is probably true of most of us.

Flowserve: A Pump and a Prayer

The paperwork, filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission – a labyrinthine institution dedicated to the meticulous documentation of wealth – reveals Paradice acquired 178,356 shares during the final quarter of 2025. The fund’s stake has blossomed to 6.98% of their reportable assets, a figure that suggests either exceptional foresight or a fondness for industrial flow management. Perhaps both. The total value increase, factoring in both purchases and market whims, reached $17.87 million. A respectable profit, even for those accustomed to counting fortunes.

Intel: A Semiconductor Saga (and a Guidance Headache)

The stock took a hit, naturally. A big hit. And people are acting surprised. It’s up 111% over the last year, which, honestly, feels… precarious. Like a Jenga tower built by someone who’s had too much coffee. What are we supposed to do with this? Just hold on and hope? Hope is not a strategy, people. It’s what you tell your aunt when she asks if you’re dating anyone.