Oh, behold the Snorter Token! A valiant beast that tucks a meme’s whimsy into the armor of utility, all while armed to the teeth with technological might. It’s like a Russian folk tale where your grocery money grows into a palace… if you act fast enough to avoid the sly foxes of cyberspace.
In a tweet that probably took longer to write than their entire crypto strategy, the company bragged about now holding roughly 93 BTC-worth about 10.9 million USD (or, as they say in Korea, “enough to buy a lifetime supply of bulgogi”). And get this-they bought these digital gold nuggets at an average price of $117,647 per bitcoin. Because why not?
And let’s not forget those plucky little altcoins-like ETH, SOL, ADA, and friends-who jumped in with a chorus of “We can do it too!” gaining ground and making traders’ heads spin. ETH, for example, lifted over $4,200 like it had a jetpack, and SOL bounced back over $200, shouting, “I’m still here, don’t forget me!” 🚀💥
Markets What to know: 🧐 XRP, that mischievous sprite of the crypto realm, surged 3% to $2.68, breaking above the critical resistance level at $2.63 with a volume so significant it could wake the dead. 💀📈 Institutional interest, those shadowy figures in tailored suits, and upcoming regulatory developments are driving this frenzied dance of numbers. … Read more
On October 22, 2025, RV Capital AG whispered, “It’s not you, it’s me” to Interactive Brokers Group (IBKR +2.35%), offloading 50,653 shares like they were expired coupons for financial regret. The math? Roughly $3.19 million, based on some average closing price that probably doesn’t exist in real life. Now they’re left with 799,267 shares, valued at $54,997,562 as of September 30, 2025. Still enough to fund a very expensive therapist.
The numbers are unambiguous. 74,078 shares vanished from Regency’s portfolio between July and September 2025. The transaction, valued at $2.94 million using the quarter’s average price, erased any trace of NWN from their holdings. This wasn’t a minor adjustment. This was surgical.
Amplius, based in the land of cheesesteaks (aka Pennsylvania), just let go of a chunk of their ACWI position. That’s 25,217 shares, a tidy little sum that rounds up to about $3.3 million. Sounds like a lot, doesn’t it? But they still hold on to 81,208 shares, worth about $11.2 million. This isn’t a crisis; it’s more of a well-timed spring cleaning, without the judgmental sighs of a spouse.
Back in April 2025 – yes, that’s the future – Kyrgyzstan’s government signed a verbal contract, probably sealed with some traditional vodka shots, with Binance’s boss-turned-global-finance-whisperer, Zhangpeng Zhao. This handshake (or digital equivalent) was intended to push crypto adoption faster than a Formula 1 car in a hurry. Zhao then went bragging on X (aka Twitter’s loud cousin) about their latest schemes following a secret meeting with Kyrgyzstan’s “Hey, We’re Serious About Blockchain” committee.
Stanley-Laman, in its wisdom, entered a fresh territory. The newly forged stake in Lam Research is modest, but potent-a claim on 1.3% of their $701.8 million in reported U.S. equity assets. The shares, with their deep value etched into the vast machinery of the fund, stand as an enduring reminder of the subtle interplay between investor and market forces. It was not a loud purchase, but one that reverberates like the quiet stir of the earth before a storm.