Navitas: A Director’s Exit and the Market’s Musing

Transaction value based on SEC Form 4 weighted average purchase price ($9.27); post-transaction value based on Dec. 11, 2025 market close ($9.27).
When Wizards Buy Dragons: A Contrarian’s Guide to TDIV ETF

Now, dear reader, you might be thinking: “If the wizards bought dragons, should I buy dragon food?” Allow me to whisper in your ear like a suspicious character in a tavern:
2026 Market Predictions: A Presidential Paradox

The Presidential Election Cycle Theory, for instance, is based on data that shows that market performance in the latter two years of each president’s term has tended to outperform the first two years. It’s like a medieval knight’s quest: the first half is filled with battles, the second with feasts (if you’re lucky).
Why Is Bitcoin Doing a Weird Dance with RBI? Find Out! 🤔

Recently, a bigwig from the Reserve Bank of India, Mr. T. Rabi Sankar, decided to throw a wet blanket on Bitcoin’s parade. His words stirred up more fuss than a monkey in a pipe factory.
The Great Crash Comeback: How Bitcoin and Gold Will Make You Rich (Or Not)
Our favorite author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” Robert, took to his favorite soapbox-X (formerly Twitter)-to drop some wisdom bombs about how to endure the economic mess, with particular affection for getting your hands on assets that don’t mind crashing and burning. His advice? Think ahead, own things that generate cash, and get yourself some digital gold-yes, Bitcoin. Because what could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️💻
XLP vs VDC: Cautionary Tale of Cents and Scents

Beta: A measure of how much your heartbeat quickens when you check it. Asset under management: The weight of everyone’s dreams, held prisoner in plastic.
VGT vs. FTEC: A Tale of Two Tech ETFs

Though their expense ratios-FTEC’s modest 0.08% against VGT’s 0.09%-suggest a rivalry of the most delicate sort, the disparity is trifling, akin to the difference between a pin’s placement in a gown. Their dividend yields, both hovering near 0.4%, might be likened to the careful balance of frugality and generosity in a household of means. Yet it is in the realm of assets under management that the distinction becomes most pronounced: VGT, with £130 billion to FTEC’s £16.7 billion, resembles the elder sister who has long since secured her place in society, while FTEC, though charming and well-connected, remains a younger lady with promising prospects.
Ethereum’s $3K Tango: Whales, Wails, and Wallet Woes 😱💸

Speaking of which, Arkham Intelligence dropped a bombshell: some ETH whale decided to go all-in with a $537 million long position at $3,175. Bold move, Cotton. But then ETH took a 4.7% nosedive on December 12th, and suddenly that whale’s position is underwater to the tune of $20.5 million. Ouch. 🦈💦
Investing in 2026: A Tale of Markets and Misfortune

Behold, the survey of the American Association of Individual Investors, that most solemn of oracles, reveals a third of its acolytes shivering in the shadows of a looming bear market. A curious spectacle, this collective dread, as if the very air had been infected by a phantom recession, invisible yet palpable, like the ghost of a forgotten tax.