PNC, the ninth-largest bank in the U.S., is now playing in the crypto sandbox. They’ve partnered with Coinbase, the second-largest crypto exchange (just behind Binance, the crypto of the future), to offer Bitcoin trading. Because who needs a separate account when you can have it all in one place? 🤯
From the quiet dawn of November’s SEC filing, it is plain that these investors see something others might overlook-a flicker amid the endless, grinding cycle of oil and steel. Weatherford, with its quiet promise of machinery and mastery-deep in the subterranean earth, turning crude into flow-became the vessel of a new hope. Their addition, a stake of almost four percent of their reported assets, hints at a belief that beneath the dust of underperformance, a different story may yet take shape-one read in margins, in subtle shifts, in the patience of those who understand the language of the rock and the rig.
THE SEC FILING ON NOVEMBER 12, 2025, IS A DOCUMENT OF HUMAN FRAILTY. RICHMOND, THAT COLD, CALCULATING MACHINE OF CAPITAL, SOLD ITS WAY OUT OF SDVY, LEAVING IT AS THE TENTH-LARGEST HOLDING IN ITS PORTFOLIO. THE TOP FIVE? A LIST OF FUNDAMENTALIST FANTASIES: IWL, SPYM, MOAT, QQQ, AND VNLA-ALL DANCING TO THE SAME S&P 500 DRUM. BUT HERE’S THE KICKER: SDVY IS NOW 1% BELOW ITS 52-WEEK HIGH, A SLUMP THAT FEELS LIKE A MUGSHOT OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
When a bank CEO, a trader, and a self-proclaimed “Internet villain” all whisper the same suspicious secret, you know the kettle’s brewing something odd. Enter Custodia Bank’s Caitlin Long, “Whale Panda” Stefan Jespers, and Andrew Tate (the “Top G” who once sold cars like a man possessed). All three reckon BTC is being puppeteered by shadowy whale overlords-Tate’s rant being the freshest.
The month was characterized by growing skepticism surrounding the AI sector’s valuation. While Nvidia continues to benefit from its role as a key supplier to AI infrastructure, the broader market is grappling with concerns about the economic viability of AI-driven capital expenditures. The company’s dominance in chip manufacturing remains unchallenged, yet investors are increasingly scrutinizing the long-term demand for its products.
Now, Tesla’s role as the pioneer of electric mobility is less about altruism and more about avarice cloaked in eco-friendly rhetoric. Its electric vehicles (EVs), hailed as the planet’s salvation for years, have encountered rising cliques of rivals and a tightening purse-string from the government. Yet, it’s the tantalizing promise of autonomous taxis-robots that might one day chauffeur us with a nonchalant shrug-that keeps investors swooning and the stock allegedly valued at a dizzying 200 times its forward earnings. Ah, the intoxicating scent of disruptive potential, where market dominance is as certain as the sun rising in the east, or so they’d like us to believe.
Who knew a cryptocurrency could be the star of a Netflix docuseries? XRP is stealing the spotlight, with investors and traders whispering its name like a secret password. 🤫 Meanwhile, the ETFs are raking in cash faster than a crypto bro’s savings account. 💸
Hong Kong has thrown open its doors to public consultation on crypto tax rules-because nothing says “trust us” like asking everyone what they think while secretly drafting stricter laws. The proposal? A masterclass in legal juggling acts, demanding financial institutions report every crypto coin swap like it’s the last chocolate on a dentist’s shelf. Cross-border reporting? Oh yes, because nothing unites nations quite like sharing your neighbor’s suspicious transactions 🌐🕵️♂️.
$29.90 per share, a price as precise as a watchmaker’s gear. By month’s end, the market priced these fragments of ownership at $33.41-spring’s first bud after winter’s arithmetic.
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