Well, I’ll be jiggered! $244 million worth of ETH has scarpered from exchanges in 48 hours, faster than a bounder from a dull party. Whales and traders are hoarding it like it’s the last crumpet at tea time, betting on a spot of long-term upside. 🧐💰
Anchorage Digital Bank NA, the fanciest federally chartered digital asset bank this side of the blockchain, will be the brains behind USAT’s issuance, reserve management, and compliance. 🧠✨ According to a press release shared with TopMob, this partnership is like peanut butter and jelly-except it’s crypto rails and bank oversight. 🥜🍇
Despite a not-insignificant downturn since July, IBM’s stock has maintained a relatively impressive upward trajectory. Over the past year, the shares have appreciated by approximately 20%, and over the past three years, the value has nearly doubled. A remarkable performance by any measure, this price appreciation underscores Wall Street’s growing obsession with IBM. Investors are drawn by the company’s increasing focus on quantum computing, cloud computing, and AI-a triumvirate that is seen as essential to the future of technology.
Le REX-Osprey XRP ETF, $XRPR, arrive ! Oui, oui, il sera le premier ETF américain à offrir aux investisseurs une exposition directe au troisième plus gros de la cryptomonnaie, $XRP. Une première ! Foule enthousiaste ! 🎉
The morning’s trading hours witnessed Nio’s shares ascend nearly 10%, a figure that, by the hour of two and twenty-eight minutes past noon, had settled into a more modest 4.3% gain. Such fluctuations, one might say, are the inevitable consequence of a society where fortune and folly often share the same dance card.
Intel’s divestiture of its 51% stake in Altera to Silver Lake for $3.3 billion marks a calculated step in CEO Lip-Bu Tan’s restructuring agenda. By deconsolidating Altera’s financials, the company anticipates a $16.8 billion adjusted operating cost forecast for 2024-a $0.2 billion reduction from prior guidance. While this maneuver improves balance sheet liquidity, it also raises questions about the long-term viability of relying on asset sales to mask underperformance in core segments.
So far in this peculiar year of 2025, Oklo’s stock has soared to an almost surreal elevation, an unsettling increase of 330%. Merriment and astonishment collide as one might attribute this newfound euphoria to none other than President Donald Trump, a name now whispered like some ominous incantation that held significance for propelling this once-aspirational entity to dizzying heights.
At the hour of penning this account, Dogecoin hovered near $0.26, its daily commerce a robust $6.15 billion – quite a lively party for so humble a coin. Though it slipped 10% in a day, it still parades a 13% gain over the past week, as if to mock its own fragility. This recent fall came after a multi-day pirouette of rising prices, and now some arcane contraption, the TD Sequential, hints that the descent might pause, if not bow out altogether.
For all its grandeur, Roblox is a paradox wrapped in a promise. It is a seed planted in fertile soil, yet the rains of profitability have not come. The headlines sing of a next-generation platform, but the land is parched, and the crops are still green.
Musk argues that 80% of Tesla’s future value will come from a humanoid robot named Optimus. Imagine that: a machine that walks and talks, but also makes you a millionaire. He bought 2.57 million shares for about $1 billion. That’s a lot of money. Or as one might say, it’s less than the cost of a Mars colony.