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In a missive on the modern oracle of X, Kiyosaki proclaimed that the economic collapse foretold in his tome, Rich Dad’s Prophecy, is no longer a distant specter but a banquet at which we are all uninvited guests. He points to the trifecta of weakness in the United States, Europe, and Asia as proof that the global economy is not merely sick but terminally ill. 🏥💀 The rise of artificial intelligence, he warns, is not the dawn of a new era but the grim reaper of jobs, swinging its scythe across sectors with ruthless efficiency. This, he claims, will crush real estate markets like a boot on a grape, leaving workers, businesses, and property owners in a puddle of financial despair.

The market, my dear fellow, opened with a narrative as familiar as Jeeves’s impeccable manners: uncertainty swirling around Bitcoin ETFs, renewed optimism lifting Ether, and Solana riding a wave of demand so strong it could carry a chap across the Atlantic. 🌊 Each asset class played its part with the clarity of a Wodehouse plot-though one suspects even Bertie Wooster could’ve seen this coming.

Now, many a curious trader, much like a nervous debutante at her first ball, wonders: “Has Bitcoin at long last found its floor?” The reputable CryptoQuant, well known in these circles, has put forth an opinion-though whether it shall prove true remains to be seen.

According to Irina Heaver, a local crypto lawyer and founder of NeosLegal (who clearly knows her stuff), this new law marks a huge shift in the region’s crypto scene. It’s like the government saying, “Hey, nice decentralized exchange you have there. Let’s add some rules, shall we?” 😏

Ah, the eternal question that haunts every crypto enthusiast like a ghost at a Halloween party: “Is crypto a security?” It’s been asked in crypto conferences, congressional hearings, SEC speeches, courtrooms, and probably by your grandma when you tried to explain Bitcoin to her. And yet, we’re still here, in 2025, with the answer just as clear as a foggy morning.

Ether’s been waddling above the significant $2,800 mark-this humble number that’s been both a life raft and an anchor throughout this entire crypto drama. Support, resistance-pick your poison, it’s been both!

Analyst I. Moreno says this is “maximum uncertainty” and “early risk repricing.” Sounds like a party I’d rather not attend. 🎉