According to Wu Blockchain and News1 (no, we can’t spell their names either), South Korea’s Economic Growth Strategy is basically a fan-fic of the U.S. and Hong Kong’s crypto adventures. “Let’s just copy the winners!” 🤷♂️
A filing dated Jan. 9, 2026, revealed the fund’s continued devotion to Lear, its position swelling by $12.37 million. This growth, the SEC noted, was a synthesis of price appreciation and the alchemy of market forces. One might say the fund’s capital danced with the stock’s valuation, each step a recursive echo in the grand hall of finance.
According to the SEC’s paranoid blueprint-an inside look into the madness-Overbrook dumped every last shred of their MercadoLibre stake in Q4. 5,592 shares traded off into the ether, estimated at a staggering $13.07 million-based on the jagged, whipsaw share prices that dance wildly around the $2,179 mark. It’s not just dusting off the dust; it’s a wholesale retreat-an exorcism of some of that hot, swelling Latin American e-commerce magic that’s been both a blessing and a curse in this volatile jungle.
It began when the team, in a fit of bureaucratic rebellion, stormed out of ECC like a troupe of cypherpunk comedians. Their new venture? A wallet named cashZ, a phoenix rising from the ashes of Zashi, with the same codebase but a fresh coat of paint and a new CEO who claims, “We’re not launching a token-we’re launching a dream!” (Dreams, they say, are the only tokens that never crash.)
it’s regular bank money, just dressed for the blockchain age. Because who doesn’t want their savings to whisper “HODL” in a fancy accent? 💸
The bug was found by someone named GrumpyLaurie55348, who sounds like they’re perpetually mid-tweetstorm. They dropped the hot gossip on GitHub December 8, 2025. No exploits yet, but developers are sweating bullets as Babylon becomes the Beyoncé of Bitcoin DeFi – everywhere, unavoidable, and now… slightly glitchy. 💅
On January 9, WazirX, that paragon of crypto trustworthiness, began distributing Recovery Tokens to its beleaguered patrons. A court-mandated gesture of goodwill, perhaps? Or merely a bureaucratic tango to appease the masses whose funds remain locked in a digital purgatory since 2024’s fateful breach. The tokens, apportioned like Christmas crackers to approved claimants, now glimmer temptingly within the app’s Funds tab. One might almost forget they’re non-tradable, non-liquid, and legally dubious.
According to client notes from Morgan Stanley (NYSE: MS) and Citigroup Inc. (NYSE: C), the Fed will set in motion at least two cuts of 25 basis points in 2026. Morgan Stanley, moving its calendar like a weather-worn map, replaced January and April with June and September 2026.
Ethereum’s co-founder Vitalik Buterin released a letter so passionate, it could make a blockchain blush. In it, he defended Roman Storm, a developer who, shockingly, created software that doesn’t spy on you. How revolutionary!
A world of shifting tides and trembling hands is sharpening investor focus on Bitcoin’s climb toward $100,000. Crypto strategist Matt Mena of 21shares, with a brain as sharp as a plowshare, shared his thoughts on Jan. 9, 2026, arguing that policy signals and liquidity conditions are quietly aligning like a well-timed harvest, favoring a renewed move into six-figure territory. 🌾