Well, DeFi regulation still seems to be the fly in the ointment, and there’s talk of another possible holdout from the Democrats. One might say this bill has more drama than a soap opera. 🎭
The scale? Oh, just 13,827 locations secretly siphoning power-because nothing says “getting rich quick” like tapping into your neighbor’s grid with a power thief’s version of a hidden fence. These operations are so hush-hush they’re tucked inside rented shops, warehouses, or-wait for it-low-key homes that don’t even look suspicious unless the electricity bills go through the roof, which they apparently do.
These portents suggest a pullback may soon grace the scene, unless the buyers, like a gallant suitor, reclaim their courtship. 🤝
Let’s take a jaunt back in time, shall we? In 1929, radios were the cat’s meow-everyone wanted one, even though they mostly crackled and lied. People threw their hard-earned cash at ’em, and poof-the market vanished like a rabbit in a magician’s coat. Then came the Dot-Com Bubble, where startups with names like “Flibble.com” became millionaires overnight… until they didn’t. And 2008? Oh, the housing market was a goose laying golden eggs that turned out to be sawdust. Banks collapsed, folks lost jobs, and the economy wore a frown for years. 😢
Очередь на вечность – это эти чертовы фьючерсы с 5х, 10х и даже 200х! Крепко так, как у пьяных в стельку, всё держится на хрупком льду. И что мы видим? Эти торгаши – сами-то они вооружены до зубов, но потерять всё за одну минуту – не в их правилах. А эти, на Уолл-стрит, словно стадо бегемотов – продажа ETF по зову рынка, Нафиг, говорит, всё это богатство, лучше погорать с умом! И что получается? Мечты о богатстве остаются в прошлом – цена бьётся о отметку ниже $95,000, хотя только 40 дней назад зацепилась за $125,000! Не плачьте, клоуны, всё не так плохо! 😂
Fear not, dear reader, for it is not the grandees of finance who are fleeing this sinking ship, but rather the petit bourgeoisie of retail wallets and short-term holders, whose resolve has finally crumbled like a stale biscuit. 🍪✨
The price action, which is about as reliable as a GPS in a desert, suggests an opportunity rather than a signal of sustained weakness. Or maybe it’s just the universe’s way of saying, “Hey, you’re doing great, keep going!” 🌌
The notion is rather simple, what? As the Ledger expands beyond mere payments – becoming a global hub for all sorts of financial tomfoolery with tokenized assets and whatnot – new avenues for participation may present themselves. The rub is whether these newfangled roles should come with financial carrots, and if so, how to implement them without upsetting the apple cart which has served the XRPL so admirably.
Consider the numbers: a stock price collapsed 69% in a year, a market capitalization of $1.48 billion against a debt mountain. Once, at $50 per share, Six Flags danced with euphoria; now, it shivers in the shadow of its own ambitions. The acquisition of Cedar Fair-a Sisyphean merger-unleashed a cascade of woes: synergies delayed, costs bloated, weather unkind. The shareholders, like Dostoevsky’s Underground Man, gnash their teeth at the absurdity of misfortune.
Prime Capital, that paragon of prudence, has opened a new position in CAVA, acquiring 541,330 shares as of Sept. 30, 2025. The SEC, ever the scribe of financial sorcery, recorded this in a Nov. 13, 2025, filing. The CAVA potion now constitutes 3.9% of the fund’s U.S. equity elixir.
