In a statement dripping with the gravitas of a Shakespearean soliloquy, the firm revealed that US-based institutional clients may now indulge in OTC spot transactions across a veritable cornucopia of digital assets, including XRP itself and its stablecoin confidant, RLUSD. How thrilling for the discerning investor! 🎉
In a missive dispatched via X (formerly known as Twitter, though one suspects the rebranding was less about clarity and more about appeasing shareholders), Mr. Kiyosaki urged the masses to abandon their fiat follies and instead invest in “real” assets: silver, gold, and-ah, yes-the ever-reliable Bitcoin and Ethereum. He predicts BTC may ascend to the stratospheric heights of $1,000,000, while silver, that “cheapest of opportunities,” might triple in value. One wonders if he’s consulted the commodities market or simply gazed into a particularly convincing crystal ball. 🧙♂️
CoinGlass whispered of heavy liquidity near $0.0046, a zone where short-covering rallies often emerge-like a flicker of hope in a storm. ⚡🌪️
Pour yourself a cup of bitter reality, for while Wall Street revels in its AI-fueled orgy of greed, Bitcoin’s once-loyal oligarchs are quietly retreating to their bunkers. Fresh data reveals BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF inflows have plummeted faster than a Soviet-era elevator, hinting that institutional fervor is cooling just as the bull market roars like a drunken bear. 🍷🐂
A transaction where securities are sold on a public exchange, not through private negotiation. Much like selling turnips at the village fair, but with higher stakes and fewer turnips.
According to their Oct. 30 SEC filing, Elevation Capital Advisory, LLC has established a new stake in Principal U.S. Mega-Cap ETF (USMC +0.35%) during the third quarter. This is not merely a financial maneuver; it is a declaration that the universe is still, somehow, a place where people believe in the power of compound interest. The fund purchased 128,122 shares, which, at $69.85 each, would be enough to buy a small island if you’re feeling adventurous. (Note: The island is likely to be in a different time zone.)
As the asset tiptoes toward “key support zones,” short-term pressure persists while long-term patterns remain… well, intact. One must admire the audacity of markets clinging to hope like a debutante to her last gin.
According to the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) (because who doesn’t want the government peeking into their investment portfolio?), an October 15, 2025, filing revealed that our dear Harbor sold these shares in the third quarter. By the time the ink dried, Harbor had fewer than 100,000 shares left – about 93,877 shares more specifically, now worth a meager $9.47 million. The reality of investment can be as harsh as realizing you forgot your shopping list – what a buzzkill.
Ripple, ou comment faire un tour de magie avec la morgue de la finance : il teste aujourd’hui la limite inférieure de son pitoyable mini triangle d’ascension. Avec une résistance frisottante entre $2.65 et $2.70, et une ligne de tendance secrète vers $2.40, tout le monde retient son souffle. Ces triangles, généralement, annoncent une explosion à la hausse, mais là, c’est plutôt la tempête qui semble arriver.
There’s a stubbornness to Solana’s price, clinging to the $190 line like a farmer to his plow. If this hold lasts, the market might whisper of $240, a dream as distant as a desert mirage. 🌵
