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The claims quickly spread across social media. In response, Crypto and AI researcher Dr Altcoin stepped in, saying the lawsuit is based on wrong price data and weak claims. 🤯

With a meticulous precision akin to a lepidopterist cataloging rare specimens, Schwartz enumerated six perilous pitfalls that investors, blinded by the allure of quick gains, often neglect to consider. 🐝

In a social media teaser that screams “click me now,” developers promised early birds a shot at $1 million in TRUMP Coin. The game? Think Monopoly meets The Apprentice, where you hoard assets, upgrade your empire, and flaunt Trump-themed trinkets. Because nothing says “I’m winning” like a digital gold toilet. 🚽✨

Why, you ask? Well, it seems the big fish-or should we say, the whales-have taken a fancy to it. 🌊💰 Renewed support from these deep-pocketed chaps has sent speculation into overdrive, faster than a dwarf with a grudge.

On a frosty December 9, 2025, in Geneva (because of course it was), Syz Bank and Taurus revealed a partnership so deep, even the snow on the Alps looked envious. They’re now trading in custody, tokenization, and blockchain connectivity-basically the holy trinity of crypto coolness. If your grandma asked what that means, just say, “It’s like banking, but with more emojis.” 🧊✨

Brevis, the clever sort, figures out the heavy lifting off-chain and then waves its magic wand-zero-knowledge proofs-to verify the deeds right on the chain. All this while slashing costs faster than a fox in a henhouse and keeping everything so trustless even a saint would trust ’em. Trust me, it’s safer than Aunt Sally’s jam, and more private than a cat burglar in the night-hiding your positions and P&L better than a secret recipe.

It’s part of China’s tight grip on crypto madness-crack down on the wild west while still allowing a few slow-and-steady blockchain strolls. Because, you know, not all progress needs to be a rollercoaster, right?

Currently lingering just beneath the rather pedestrian figure of $3,400, ETH has caught the eye of Captain Faibik – quite a name, isn’t it? – who, with the dramatic flair one expects from a ‘Captain’ of anything, predicts a 30% rally. It seems the market, like a devoted admirer, is eager to believe.

So, Bitwise 10 Crypto Index Fund finally managed to become an ETF on the NYSE Arca. After all the SEC delays, honestly, I was starting to think it was going to stay a fund forever. Like, a really complicated, slightly stressful fund.