The Vanguard Total Stock Market Index ETF (VTI +0.61%)… a curious artifact of our age. It is not, let us be clear, a path to enrichment, but a palliative for the anxieties of those who believe, falsely, that they can master the market. It caters not to the hopeful speculator, but to the quietly desperate, those who have finally conceded the futility of seeking a ‘hot stock’—a phantom, really—and now seek only to… exist within the current. It is, in essence, a surrender disguised as strategy.
The All-Encompassing Embrace
This ETF, you see, aims to own… everything. Every share, every fluctuation, every fleeting hope and crushing disappointment of the American market. A market-cap-weighted approach, they call it. As if the sheer size of a company were a testament to its inherent worthiness. It merely reflects the collective delusion, the shared madness of the herd. The largest companies, naturally, exert the greatest influence, a grim echo of the power structures that govern our lives. Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Alphabet… the usual suspects, monuments to our collective desires and, ultimately, our emptiness.
The brilliance – or perhaps the cruelty – lies in its passivity. You are not choosing winners, for the simple reason that there are no lasting winners. Only temporary beneficiaries of circumstance. The ‘hot stocks’ will inevitably cool, replaced by new contenders, each destined for the same fate. They are already within the portfolio, these fleeting stars, and will vanish as predictably as they arose. The performance, therefore, is merely a reflection of the market itself – a mirror held up to our collective folly. To achieve this exact mirroring is the sole promise, and a rather bleak one at that.
The Pantheon of Passivity
And it is not alone, this quiet instrument of acceptance. Vanguard offers a suite of such instruments – the Total Bond Market ETF (BND 0.01%), the Total International Stock ETF (VXUS +1.20%), the Total International Bond ETF (BNDX +0.10%). Each a similar attempt to absorb the chaos, to encompass the entirety of a particular investment universe. They assure you, with a chilling certainty, that you will not underperform the market. A low bar, indeed, yet one that most fail to clear.
One could, in theory, construct an entire portfolio from these four ETFs, allocating assets according to one’s risk tolerance and time horizon. A perfectly diversified, perfectly… sterile existence. But consider the implications. This is not merely diversification; it is abdication. A relinquishing of agency. The flexibility is undeniable, yet it comes at a cost – the illusion of control.
If one is hesitant to venture into international markets, this ETF provides a convenient escape. Rather than confront the complexities of a globalized world, one can simply outsource the responsibility to Vanguard. It smooths out performance, they claim. It merely masks the underlying anxieties. And the bonds? They offer stability, they say. They merely postpone the inevitable reckoning.
One can, of course, use these ETFs as a foundation upon which to build a portfolio of ‘high-conviction’ ideas. A dangerous temptation. To believe that one possesses unique insight, that one can beat the market, is a form of madness. But the allure is strong. The desire to exert control, to impose one’s will upon the chaos, is a fundamental human drive. So, one builds a core portfolio with these diversified ETFs, and then… throws it all away on a whim, on a fleeting fancy, on a belief in something that does not exist.
The Futility of Fun
The effort required to build and monitor a diversified portfolio can, admittedly, be… exhausting. It turns investing into a chore, a burden, a source of endless anxiety. But to outsource that responsibility to a passively managed ETF is not to alleviate the burden; it is to accept the futility of it all. To embrace the void. If one can find enjoyment in this… well, one is either a fool or a saint. And if one finds no enjoyment at all, these ETFs are, at least, a convenient way to… disappear into the background. To become a passive observer of one’s own financial demise. A quiet, dignified surrender.
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