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First up: Coca-Cola. Honestly, it feels almost…safe. Like investing in oxygen. Everyone drinks it, or at least, someone somewhere is drinking it right now. They’ve been paying a dividend for 64 years. Sixty-four years! That’s…remarkable. It’s like they’ve mastered the art of not going bankrupt. Which, in the current economic climate, feels like a superpower. The yield is 2.59% right now, which isn’t going to make me a millionaire overnight, but it’s a start. And it’s gone up 46% in the last decade. Which, let’s be honest, is more than my savings account has managed.

Should a discerning investor find themselves possessed of two thousand dollars, and inclined towards a long-term commitment, it may be wise to consider those holdings which continue to commend themselves to the judgment of Berkshire Hathaway. Three in particular – Chubb, Chevron, and DaVita – present themselves as worthy of attention, though each, as shall be seen, demands a degree of circumspection.

These four, these titans of silicon and algorithms, represent nearly fifteen trillion dollars of perceived worth. A sum that could, with a modicum of sense, alleviate a great deal of suffering. Instead, it fuels the relentless pursuit of… what, exactly? More efficient advertising? More convincing simulations of reality? It’s enough to make one long for the simple days of alchemy.

The allure, of course, is speed. The promise of calculations performed at a rate that renders conventional supercomputers quaint. This, in turn, opens doors to solving problems currently deemed intractable – the design of novel pharmaceuticals, the creation of revolutionary materials. One imagines a world remade, all thanks to a machine operating on principles most of us struggle to grasp. A charming prospect, though one should always view such promises with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Lululemon? Oy, the name alone! Everyone thought they were just selling fancy yoga pants. Turns out, they were selling a lifestyle. And then… well, people got tired of bending over. The stock took a tumble, and now Wall Street’s saying it’s over. Balderdash! They’re writing this off like a bad borscht. The shares are down more than half from their peak, trading at a P/E of 13? That’s practically a giveaway! My grandmother got better deals on herring!

The official line is “strategic investment.” I call it a slow-motion train wreck. They jumped the gun, saw Tesla’s shadow, and panicked. Now they’re flailing, throwing money at a problem that isn’t just about technology, it’s about… timing. The American consumer wasn’t ready to ditch the rumble of the V8 for the whine of an electric motor. They wanted it NOW, cheap, and with all the comforts of home. Ford gave them… well, they gave them a money pit.

Amazon and Alphabet – two companies so big they practically are the market, if you believe in such things – are throwing money at this AI business. Trillions, almost. They’re building cloud fortresses, hoping someone will rent space. It’s a gamble, naturally. All money is, really.