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Abu Dhabi, the big brother with a monocle, has staked its claim as the Bitcoin barnacle on the hull of progress. 🏛️ They’re all about “custody,” “liquidity,” “mining,” and “regulated markets.” Fancy words for “we guard the gold and let the bigwigs play with it.” Meanwhile, Dubai’s out here sellin’ crypto tacos to the masses. Payments, stablecoins, Web3 apps, gaming-Dubai’s the carnival barker yellin’, “Step right up and tokenize your grandma’s pickle recipe!” 🎪

Oh, and did you know today marks the 15th anniversary of Satoshi Nakamoto’s vanishing act? Yep, exactly 15 years ago, the crypto ghost said “peace out” and left us all to figure out this Bitcoin thing. No CEO, no spokesperson, just a bunch of nerds and memes. Truly iconic. 👻✨

But hold on, there’s more! A familiar bullish pattern is beginning to reveal itself – it’s like déjà vu, only this time the whales are showing up. Big wallets are bulking up, darling. The chart is now mere moments away from deciding whether this breakout is for real or merely a tantalizing illusion.

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Bitcoin was trading at $92,534 at press time, up 2.5% in the past 24 hours. The weekly range sits between $88,202 and $94,267, while the asset remains down 26% below its $126,080 all-time high from October. A mere 26%? How quaint. 🤡

In a statement that popped up on Friday like a jack-in-the-box, these two giants announced they’ve signed a letter of intent to dabble in this digital delight under Malaysia’s Digital Asset Innovation Hub. 🧙‍♂️ This hub, by the way, is Bank Negara Malaysia’s (BNM) brainchild, unveiled in June with a flourish of trumpets and confetti. 🎉

Crypto aficionado Pompliano, like an oracle of old, doth proclaim that Bitcoin’s precipitous tumble is no tremor of frailty but rather a cunning ruse orchestrated by the titans of institutions. These mighty giants, he argues, seem but to lightly slash the coin’s worth, thus shedding their hoard at most auspicious of moments, just before liquidity’s sweet embrace can properly be felt.

So, what’s behind this crypto caper? Will ZEC keep soaring or come crashing down like a poorly coded NFT project? 🤔 Let’s dive in, shall we?

Crafted by Italian artist Valentina Picozzi-whose name sounds like a cryptocurrency itself-the statue employs a layered-metal technique to achieve its optical illusion. From one angle, it’s there, proud and defiant; from another, it dissolves into thin air, much like Satoshi’s own identity. 🎨

In a curious missive on X, the famed digital seer Ali Martinez has expounded upon the appearance of a Tom Demark (TD) Sequential prophet’s pattern within the weekly parchment of Stellar. By the virtuous art of technical divination, this so-called TD Sequential is a tool of uncanny foresight, aimed at discerning the mercurial reversal points in the whims of an asset’s fortune.