Now, as we stumble into 2026, the question isn’t if Meta takes AI seriously. The real question is whether they can turn all this digital tinkering into something that doesn’t resemble a very expensive hobby. It’s a bit like asking a wizard if they can actually do magic, or if they just have a nice hat.
The adults, naturally, fret over quarterly reports and the whims of central bankers. But a child? A child has the luxury of decades, of allowing the market’s chaotic dance to settle into a predictable rhythm. A long haul, indeed. It’s almost…unfair. Though, as a seasoned observer of these things, I suspect the market has a way of leveling the playing field, eventually. It always does.
Real Estate Investment Trusts. They’re designed to funnel income to investors, a tax-efficient scheme if there ever was one. They hand over ninety percent of their taxable income as dividends – a legal loophole, essentially. The catch? You pay taxes on that income like it’s your own earnings. A Roth IRA is your friend here, shielding you from the IRS vultures. Generally speaking, REITs offer attractive yields, but don’t mistake a high number for a safe bet. It’s a jungle out there.
The pitch is simple: global exposure, because putting all your eggs in one (American) basket is just asking for trouble. These two aim to spread the wealth, covering developed and emerging markets. But the devil, as always, is in the details. And the details, my friends, are surprisingly… revealing.
Investing, they say, is wise even in the face of impending doom. A curious notion. As if throwing more coins into the insatiable maw of the market will somehow appease the gods of finance. Still, one must play the game. And, if one must play, it is marginally less foolish to do so with instruments that promise, at least, a semblance of stability. Thus, we arrive at the Vanguard funds. Three offerings, presented not as salvation, but as a slightly less precarious perch from which to observe the inevitable chaos.
Nvidia. The name itself sounds like a virus. And in a way, it is. A beautiful, profitable virus. Everyone’s screaming about Artificial Intelligence, and these guys are shoveling the raw materials – the GPUs – into the machine. They’re not just making chips; they’re building the infrastructure for the digital hallucination that’s about to consume us all. ASICs? Forget those custom-built toys. They’re brittle, inflexible. Nvidia’s CUDA platform? That’s adaptable. It learns. It’s like giving the machine a brain, and then charging a fortune for the privilege. CUDA is years ahead, a tangled web of code and power, and they’re milking it for everything it’s worth. They won’t hold the whole market forever, NOTHING does, but they’ll grab a hefty slice of the pie before the robots take over. A solid, if slightly terrifying, bet.
Both ETFs exhibit comparable cost structures, with identical expense ratios. The marginal difference in dividend yield is inconsequential. The disparity in Assets Under Management (AUM) is noteworthy; VUG’s significantly larger AUM may contribute to greater liquidity and tighter bid-ask spreads, though this advantage is often minimal for broadly held ETFs.
Lucid, for those not actively dodging unsolicited investment advice from relatives, makes electric vehicles. Expensive ones. Very expensive ones. They’ve sunk a frankly terrifying amount of money into this venture, and while the cars themselves are, by all accounts, quite nice – a sort of rolling art installation – they’re facing the same problem as my uncle’s collection of porcelain thimbles: nobody really needs another one.
Apparently, these “hyperscalers” – entities whose scale defies any reasonable attempt at comprehension – increased capital spending by 70% last year. Seventy percent! That’s almost enough to buy a small country. And they’re planning to increase it further. This explains the prevailing bullishness regarding the tech sector, a sentiment currently reflected in the Nasdaq-100 Technology Sector index, which is, as of this writing, 3% ahead of the S&P 500. Which, let’s be honest, is a bit like saying one particularly shiny pebble is ahead of a rather large pile of pebbles. Still, it’s a lead.
Last week brought the news of a twenty-year power purchase agreement between Vistra and Meta Platforms (META 0.04%). One pictures Mr. Zuckerberg, a man not known for his modesty, privately lamenting the necessity of relying on something so…unfashionable as nuclear power. Nevertheless, a contract is a contract, and it will, no doubt, be presented as a triumph of enlightened corporate responsibility. The ripple effect for energy investors, however, is rather more concrete.