Meanwhile, fear gauges and liquidity data are whispering warnings, as if the market itself is a nervous debutante at a ball. Analysts, ever the optimists, claim it’s a “cautiously bullish” backdrop-because nothing says “caution” like a 50% drop in altcoins and a futures market that’s about as stable as a champagne flute on a rollercoaster.
Let’s get this straight: Federated Hermes is now 16.37% of Schneider Downs’ AUM. That’s not a position. That’s a domination. The fund’s top five holdings read like a bingo card for institutional mania. NYSE: FHI ($137.99M), NYSEMKT: SPDW ($73.82M), VO ($69.96M), MMIT ($54.48M), SCHG ($51.18M). The stock itself? Trading at $49.16 as of Nov. 16, up 20.49% year-over-year. Outperforming the S&P 500 by 9.02 percentage points. Is this a stock? Or is it a hallucination birthed from the SEC’s red tape and a caffeine addiction?
Transition Toward a Public-Permissioned Model (Because Privacy is Overrated Anyway)
Pray attend, dear reader, for the past fifteen years have seen nations beyond the G7’s gilded circle-those bustling realms of the East and South-amassing gold with the fervor of a nation at tea-time 🌍🪙. Thus, gold, that most venerable of metals, stands as a global darling, far removed from Mr. Saylor’s ledger of fleeting whims.
At the end of November 2025, memecoins started displaying notable strength after a prolonged period of stagnation, witnessed on several memecoin price charts. 📈✨
Here’s the deal: No Pi Network ETF exists. Zip. Zero. Nada. And no one-not a single issuer-has even hinted at filing for one. This is according to the wise sages at ActuFinance and other industry observers who, frankly, have better things to do than chase crypto pipe dreams. 🧙♂️✨
Trust Wallet, that digital scribe, has etched Apple Pay and Google Pay into its ledger, offering XRP a golden ticket to 40 countries. The U.S., Brazil, France, Germany, and others now sip from the same crypto chalice, their users able to buy BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, USDC, and USDT with USD or EUR. Minimums? A paltry $20-though regional limits, like a strict parent, may intervene.
Yet, lo! The SHIB burn rate erupts into a 790% blaze, incinerating 61.5 million tokens in a single day-a sacrificial ritual to the gods of scarcity. Traders, clad in tinfoil hats and rose-tinted glasses, now whisper of a “breakout” as if it were a prison escape. 🚨
Bear witness to its lineage: Nebius emerged from the fractured remains of Yandex, that Russian search monolith expelled from Nasdaq’s temple when the cannons of Ukraine’s siege roared. Conceived as Yandex’s internal GPU-laden hydra, it now rears its head in Amsterdam’s financial courts, reborn as a so-called “neocloud” apostle alongside CoreWeave. Their creed? To furnish the electrum of AI-Nvidia’s sacred GPUs-upon demand, mirroring Amazon’s AWS dominion yet dedicated to the algorithmic sublime. A noble cause, or so the prospectuses claim.
Mr. Schwartz, in a most convivial discussion on X space, was joined by esteemed colleagues such as Mayukha Vadari and the enigmatic Bias Goose, among others. The discourse, titled “Programmability on XRPL,” was as spirited as a country dance, with each participant contributing their own unique steps to the conversation. 🕑💃