Ah, Bitcoin miners. Always chasing the next glittering thing. Now they fancy themselves as architects of the artificial mind! One might almost believe they\’ve discovered a way to turn digital dust into… well, something even more digital. JPMorgan, ever the discerning observer, has taken notice of this curious shift from merely verifying transactions to attempting to think for machines. A bold undertaking, to be sure. 🙄
This report comes as traditional banks-yes, the same ones that still think a ledger is a piece of paper-start poking around blockchain technology. Grayscale says Chainlink solves those pesky problems holding back the widespread adoption of digital finance. We all knew there was a reason Chainlink was more than just a crypto buzzword.
And guess what? While they were busy doing whatever it is they do, RAIN’s price skyrocketed-up 120% in the last 24 hours. It’s like they decided, “Hey, why not throw this thing out there and see if people are gullible enough to bite?” According to CoinGecko, it seems like people were more than willing. Go figure. 🙄
Throughout 2025, the exchange’s crypto activity has been climbing faster than a climber on a sugar rush. Giovanni Vicioso, CME’s head honcho of crypto products, claims the uptick is driven by a growing desire to manage risk-probably because the market’s mood swings are now more volatile than a soap opera on dynamite.
BeInCrypto, in its infinite wisdom, has cast its eyes upon a couple of altcoins that might just make it or break it in this final week of November. Lucky for you, we’re here to share the juicy details.
According to the aforementioned SEC filing, Glynn Capital sold off 153,753 shares during the third quarter of 2025, reducing its stake in Oscar Health to a rather paltry 2,856,025 shares. These shares were valued at $54.06 million as of September 30, 2025. To the casual observer, this might seem like a rather mundane detail, but to a seasoned contrarian investor, this shift could signal something far more interesting. Oscar Health, while still holding its own as the fund’s largest holding, now represents only 17.06% of its total assets. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but hardly a cause for panic either.
Bitcoin, that fickle darling, flirts with recovery from $80,600-a bottom, some say, with all the certainty of a weather forecast. ☔
Oh, the drama! XRP’s daily chart looks like a soap opera plot twist. After a downward waltz from $2.70 to $1.83, it pulled a textbook bullish engulfing candle that screamed, “Reversal, darling!” 💃 This move was backed by volume so robust, it’s like the Rock showed up to a yoga class. Institutional interest? You betcha! 🏋️♂️
Per a murmur from the SEC archives -an artifact perhaps as close to a secret chamber-dated November 14, 2025, the firm voided its entire collection of Rexford shares, as if closing a chapter in a forbidden library whose pages dissolve upon reading. Jonquils of data reveal that 561,113 tokens of this industrial enigma were relinquished, valued at nearly \$20 million, as if the universe of the investor’s portfolio were nothing but a quantum web, collapsing under observation.
But alas, don’t get too comfortable, my dear. A weak A/D trend and a stubbornly descending resistance are hanging around like your aunt at family gatherings-always there, always blocking the fun. These could force XMR to tumble down toward lower support zones, but don’t fret, that’s just part of the show.
