According to a Wednesday notice (because nothing says “we mean business” like a midweek press release), Galaxy will set up shop under the watchful eye of the Abu Dhabi Global Market (ADGM), the region’s financial bigwig. Mike Novogratz, the company’s founder and CEO, claims this is all part of a grand strategy to expand partnerships and operations. Or, as we like to call it, “conquering the world, one desert at a time.” 🗺️
It was as if the universe had conspired to make the numbers dance. Dixon Mitchell Investment Counsel, that paragon of fiscal audacity, had acquired 93,705 shares of TFI International Inc. (TFII +1.09%), a sum that shimmered like gold in the dim light of the SEC’s filing room. The transaction, estimated at $7 million, was less a purchase and more a ritual-a rite of passage for those who believe that the market’s darkest hours are merely the prelude to a grander, more inscrutable melody.
CIO and founder of MNFund and MNCapital, CryptoMichNL, emphasized that Bitcoin shares a strong correlation with the Nasdaq. While Nasdaq continues to show steady resilience, BTC has stalled behind. This mismatch creates a mispricing and market divergence, which is why the path toward $100,000 remains wide open and why the 4-year cycle thesis doesn’t hold up. The 4-year cycle thesis? More like the 4-year “I give up” thesis. 🤯
Six Flags now makes up 0.76% of Rush Island’s reportable assets-down from 7.5%. Imagine if your Netflix queue suddenly dropped from The Crown to reruns of The Office. Not ideal.
Let us not prolong the suspense – Jackson’s thesis unfolds like a detective novel where the detective is the mystery. He proclaims Nextdoor “the most criminally undervalued agentic-AI platform of our age,” a digital agora where 100 million verified households might one day transact with Wildean epigrammatic efficiency. Imagine, if you dare, typing “I require a plumber who fixes pipes posthaste” and having the platform perform digital sorcery. Low engagement? A temporary indiscretion, not a character flaw.
According to the parchment of the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated the same day, the fund’s hand had reached into the third quarter’s abyss, grasping 255,154 additional shares, which now swell their total to 339,370, a figure worth approximately $31.96 million as of September 30, 2025. The firm, in its labyrinthine portfolio, bore 75 positions, each a testament to the human soul’s eternal struggle against uncertainty.
Egad, the WIF (WIF) price is putting on quite the show, my dear fellow, with one of its most spiffing technical recoveries in recent memory. Bouncing back from the $0.31 region with the vigor of a spring chicken, this meme token has shifted the short-term sentiment faster than Jeeves can mix a martini. Backed by a clear uptick in bullish volume, it’s now poised to tackle higher resistance levels, though whether it succeeds remains to be seen. The point of control, that fickle mistress, has been reclaimed and retested, hinting that the market structure is beginning to show signs of life-or at least a pulse. 🌡️
In the ever-evolving world of cryptocurrency, the Ethereum staking economy is still demonstrating its durability, much like a well-aged wine. 🍷✨ SharpLink Gaming, that paragon of modern finance, is once again at the center of this wave, with staking rewards so generous, they might as well be serving champagne. 🥂💰
The filing, dated November 14, 2025, reveals that Resolution Capital Ltd’s position in Vornado Realty Trust swelled by 4,084,815 shares during the third quarter. The post-trade inventory now comprises 5,380,978 shares, their valuation fixed at $218.09 million as of September 30, 2025-a date chosen arbitrarily by the calendar’s tyranny. This allocation consumes 4.24% of the fund’s $5.14 billion in reportable U.S. equity assets, a fraction determined by laws of finance as inscrutable as the motions of celestial bodies.
Bloomberg reports that they’re aiming to raise “significantly more than $30 billion,” with a target valuation that might just crack the trillion-dollar mark-probably before breakfast. And they want to do all this by mid to late 2026, because why not?
