Fed’s QE Gambit: Crypto’s Wild Ride 🚀💥

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The news sent crypto investors into a frenzy, their hearts racing like they were about to discover the last loaf of bread in a famine. Skeptics, meanwhile, clutched their pearls, muttering about bubbles and the inevitable crash. “A dangerous bubble?” one snorted. “More like a hot-air balloon made of wishes and margin calls.”

Bitcoin’s $10B Leverage Wipeout: Traders Turn into Jellybeans 🦋💸

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Enter Mr. Darkfost, the top analyst with a penchant for drama, who whispers of a “major shift” beneath the surface. Ah yes, the Great Jellybean Bank of Bitcoin’s open interest-once a glittering tower of confidence-has been reduced to a soggy crumb. Since the infamous “Great Jellybean Splat” on October 10, where $10 billion vanished like magic tricks at a toddler’s birthday party, leverage has been playing hide-and-seek. The 30-day decline? A record-breaking slump worthy of a standing ovation… from the ghost of greed past.

Major Institution Abandons CarMax Amid 56% Decline

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The Securities and Exchange Commission, that arbiter of silent decrees, bore witness to the sale of 2,128,619 CarMax shares by Diamond Hill Capital Management during the quarter. The fund’s position, once a significant portion of its portfolio, now stands diminished, its value reduced by $251.04 million since June 30, 2025. The remaining 4,833,319 shares, valued at $216.87 million at quarter-end, appear as relics of a former order, their worth measured not in purpose but in the cold arithmetic of market forces.

🚨 Bitcoin Bull Score: Zero! Is the Party Over? 🚨

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According to the wizards at CryptoQuant, the Bull Score indicator hit rock bottom on Thursday. Analysts are now waving their arms frantically, shouting that immediate action is needed to prevent a prolonged slump. Because, you know, nothing says “fun” like a financial rollercoaster. 🎢

FIRETRAIL Investments Cuts Ties with RYAN, Offloading $9.3M in Shares

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It’s the classic quarterly ritual: FIRETRAIL, ever so punctual in its filing, reports that it has rid itself of its Ryan Specialty holdings entirely. In the form of a 137,533-share divestment, the move is as smooth as it is decisive, marking the reduction of $9,316,616 in exposure. The price, as is so often the case, reflects only the passing whims of market sentiment.

Wilson Asset’s Retreat from Avantor: A Value Investor’s Lament

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The November 6 SEC filing reveals a complete liquidation of holdings-a deus ex machina for institutional patience. Where once Wilson Asset saw 2.67% of its AUM tethered to Avantor’s promises, now only the void remains. The quarterly average price of $11.43 per share, a figure that would have once signified stability, now mocks the market’s capacity for self-deception.