Celldex Therapeutics SVPs Engage in Not-So-Great Transactions

buying this stock now is about as wise as ordering the fish special at a questionable diner.

buying this stock now is about as wise as ordering the fish special at a questionable diner.

Alas, poor Cardano (ADA), thou hast fallen by 2.83% in the last 24 hours. A tragedy most foul! 😢
Bitcoin, 🧠gold, and silver moved higher during early Asian trading as the U.S. dollar weakened sharply, following comments by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell that reignited concerns over political pressure on the central bank. 🧠💥

Thanks to Solana’s “program design” (which sounds suspiciously like a fancy way of saying “we did our homework”), it’s supposedly safer for AI than Ethereum’s Virtual Machine. Developers on Solana need to write less code from scratch, according to Mumtaz, who also happens to have 310,000 X followers. Coincidence? I think not.

This grand transaction, executed a mere eight hours ago, has set tongues wagging. It’s one of the largest single withdrawals of SHIB we’ve seen in recent days. The recipient, oh-so-classy, goes by the “Ethereum First Funder” tag-like an old London gentleman with a mischievous streak-yet even he’s been lured into the Shiba frenzy. With a portfolio nudging $2.54 million, this wallet now proudly displays 410 ETH, but guess what? SHIB has leapt into second place, boasting over $408,000 in their digital vault. Someone’s feeling bold! 💥

And let’s talk about that high-profile trader who’s just opened a 10x long on 42,498 ZEC. That’s a whopping $17.53 million bet! Talk about commitment! It’s like deciding to adopt three puppies at once-you better be ready for some chaos! 🐶🐶🐶
According to the venerable Michael Saylor, the company’s last grand Bitcoin caper was nearly six months ago, on July 29-which, I dare say, is just long enough for folks to forget they ever owned a penny. Back then, they amassed a whopping 21,021 BTC for a hefty $2.47 billion, proving once again that the sort of fun you can have with a few billion is obviously endless. 😉
The Financial Action Task Force, that ever-watchful sentinel of financial morality, recently released a missive praising T3 FCU’s “real-time” crime-fighting prowess. One imagines suited bureaucrats cheering as digital handcuffs clinked over $300 million in crypto. How thrilling. 🎉
Under the new rules, regulated crypto exchanges are required to verify users through live selfie authentication and geographic location data during the onboarding process. Because nothing says “trust me” like a wobbling chin and a GPS pin. 🌍📸