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Bitcoin’s been dancin’ around that $100,000 mark like a chicken chasin’ its tail-up a little, down a little, but never far enough to stir up excitement. It’s been trapped in a range tighter than a jar of pickles, from $101k to $105k, which is about as thrilling as watchin’ paint dry at a funeral. But hey, if you thought that was dull, wait till you hear about the “descending pattern” that’s got bears grinnin’ wider than a cat in a room full of chickens. 🐾

Canary Capital, with a flourish, revealed that XRPC attracted a staggering $245 million in net inflows on its first day of trading. This sum surpasses the inflows of every existing spot Bitcoin ETF, including BlackRock’s IBIT ($111.7 million) and Bitwise’s BITB ($237.9 million). Truly, a coup de théâtre! 🎉

At the ORANJEBTC Summit on November 6, the air was thick with the scent of revolution. Investors, executives, and bankers-a motley crew of financial conquistadors-converged to weave a tapestry of treasury strategy, institutional yield, and regional regulation. From the boardrooms of Brazil to the bank pilots of Peru, a new doctrine emerged, as if the very gods of finance had whispered, “Enough with the samba of instability; let’s tango with Bitcoin.”

On a day when the digital tumbleweeds rolled extra hard through the dust-choked valleys of Wall Street, Bitcoin’s spot ETFs coughed up $870 million like a dying prospector spitting dust-second-biggest withdrawal ever, if you’re scoring at home. Ethereum, never one to miss a pity party, tossed $260 million into the void too, marking three days … Read more

Lo, the extension, named “Safery: Ethereum Wallet,” doth boast of being “reliable and secure,” yet in truth, it is a sly fox in sheep’s clothing, its intentions as murky as a swamp at dusk. 🧠

On Thursday, Bitfarms announced that its 18-megawatt Bitcoin mining site in the lovely state of Washington would be the first to undergo this dramatic transformation. The new AI and HPC (high-performance computing) venture is expected to be completed by December 2026. Apparently, the company’s very small Washington site (less than 1% of its total portfolio) will be the golden goose that keeps them afloat. Because, of course, transitioning from cryptocurrency to AI is the “best opportunity” for any Bitcoin miner. Who wouldn’t want to throw away all that lovely crypto mining revenue in favor of more “advanced” data centers?

Taker-buy dominance-a phrase as elegant as a tax form-and a 70% long ratio suggest traders are positioning for upside with the subtlety of a bull in a china shop.

In a press release that somehow escaped the censors-sorry, was forwarded to crypto.news on Nov. 13-OKX proudly unveiled its latest innovation: letting users trade decentralized tokens without the usual circus of third-party wallets, bridges, or existential dread. “Seamless access to decentralized liquidity,” they call it. We’ll see how seamless it is when the gas fees hit.

The strong debut suggests significant investor appetite for regulated XRP exposure, with the ETF moving 2.26 million shares and experiencing 11% intraday volatility as markets discovered the price-like a drunkard fumbling for a key. 🔑😅