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For years, the shadow of Venezuela had clung to Chevron like a persistent fever, a constant drag on its otherwise robust portfolio. The nation’s energy sector, once a roaring engine of prosperity, had sputtered and coughed, choked by sanctions and mismanagement. The northern king’s pronouncements – a theatrical gesture more than a practical plan – shifted the geopolitical winds, but the real game, as always, lay beneath the surface. It wasn’t about armies or flags, but about control of the flow, the subtle choreography of tankers and contracts. Whispers circulated that any vessel daring to lift Venezuelan crude would require a blessing from Washington, a modern-day indulgence granted only to those who knelt before the altar of American policy.

The recent market flutterings over their earnings were, frankly, a bit tiresome. A momentary dip, followed by a recovery? One has seen more dramatic reversals over a particularly disappointing cucumber sandwich. The initial fuss stemmed from anxieties over smartphone production – a sector apparently prone to fits of pique and memory shortages. Rather predictable, don’t you think?

Apparently, Kessler dropped another $5.05 million on Canada Goose shares. Which, let’s be real, is a significant amount of money. It’s moved the stock to 3.7% of their portfolio, which feels…committed. Like that slightly-too-early Valentine’s Day gift that suggests a level of seriousness you’re not entirely sure you’re ready for.

Nvidia, of course, is the current darling of the market. A perfectly ghastly valuation, naturally – $4.2 trillion! – but one must admit, they’ve cornered the GPU market rather neatly. They’ve even managed to create a few millionaires along the way. A bit vulgar, perhaps, but undeniably effective. The question, then, is who’s next to enjoy such a vulgar display of wealth?

The thing is, nothing fundamentally changed. They’re still making these…chips. And people still want them. The whole AI boom? It’s just another bubble, isn’t it? A slightly more sophisticated bubble, maybe, but a bubble nonetheless. Yet, the stock jumped. It always jumps. And then, inevitably, someone gets hurt. Not me, of course. I’m just observing. With a profound sense of…discomfort.

This examination is not merely a recitation of figures, but a documentation of the mechanics of leverage—a system wherein potential gain is inextricably linked to the precipitous possibility of loss. It is a chronicle of how the pursuit of accelerated returns can, for the unwary, become a form of slow, methodical dispossession.

Current sell-side consensus anticipates non-GAAP earnings of $0.99 per share for the fourth quarter, a moderate decrease from the $1.19 reported in Q4 2024. While an earnings beat remains a possibility, investor attention may be disproportionately focused on the forward-looking guidance. Specifically, the impact of revised Medicare Advantage rates—recently proposed at a 0.9% increase—will likely be scrutinized. UnitedHealth (UNH +2.89%), having already released an underwhelming outlook following the announcement of these rates, provides a cautionary precedent.

The iShares Expanded Tech-Software Sector ETF is down over 22% since December 10th. Twenty-two percent! People are panicking. And Wall Street, naturally, thinks this is a “buying opportunity.” As if they know anything. They’re the ones who got us into this mess in the first place. They see a dip and suddenly it’s a “compelling opportunity.” It’s always something with these people.

It’s a bit sad, actually. For the investors, I mean. Not that they’ll admit it. There’s always a certain wistfulness when you let go of the things that made you money, even if those things are increasingly irrelevant luxury sedans. The Model S and X, those were the ones that whispered, “Look at me, I’m environmentally conscious and expensive!” Now? They’re being politely ushered offstage to make room for Optimus, the robot that will probably judge your life choices. It’s a dramatic exit, and frankly, a little bit messy. Like a breakup where one person already has a new robot in the wings.