When the Russian economy found itself in a financial straitjacket following its… ahem… enthusiastic geopolitical gestures, Yandex, that once-ubiquitous digital titan, found its Western ambitions curtailed. Thus, from the ashes of delisting emerged Nebius Group, a phoenix with a penchant for GPUs and a new lease on life in the West. One might call it a metamorphosis, were it not for the scent of desperation clinging to the wings.
The broader market’s recent antics have left Bitcoin in their wake like a small boat tossed by a rogue wave of economic anxiety. While this correlation is not new, its recent intensification has investors clutching their wallets like a child clutching a security blanket during a thunderstorm. The question is not whether Bitcoin mirrors the market’s mood swings, but whether anyone truly understands why either exists in the first place. (Though I suspect the answer lies in a spreadsheet buried somewhere in a server farm, written in a language only a computer could love.)
The daily chart reveals OP’s valiant attempt to rise from its recent lows, much like a heroine regaining her composure after a scandalous ball. The price, having endured a prolonged decline since mid-September, now hovers above the critical £0.40 support level, a fortress against further retreat. Buyers, with the tenacity of a well-bred hostess at a country assembly, gather strength each time the price approaches this range, hinting at a plot to accumulate and outmaneuver the bears. One cannot help but admire their audacity. 🕊️📈
The catalyst for this sudden, inexplicable lurch downward was the company’s annual Investor Day presentation-a glorious, slightly mysterious event where Oracle unpacks its futuristic plans and offers a tantalising peek into the secretive vault of its long-term goals. Despite a 2030 roadmap that could easily be described as “impressive” (more on that later), the stock still found itself on the wrong end of a sell-off. The classic “sell the news” maneuver, where traders, having watched Oracle’s stock soar to new heights in recent months, decided that now was the time to cash out and take a break to recalibrate their portfolios. After all, you can only go up so much before gravity starts to have its say.
Let us not romanticize this shift. These are not gambles made in the glow of midnight oil lamps, but cold recalibrations by entities that see the world as a spreadsheet. The billionaires trimming Palantir stakes-Ken Griffin’s Citadel, Stanley Druckenmiller’s Duquesne, Ray Dalio’s Bridgewater-are not fleeing failure, but chasing proximity to power. Palantir, for all its government contracts and enterprise mystique, offers no monopoly on the future. Its code may parse petabytes, but it cannot parse certainty.
But the game’s never that simple. The market is a cruel mistress, and the promises of tomorrow rarely survive the morning light. Today, the air around Nebius smells sour. The stock’s taken a dive, down by 7.8%, as if the whole damn thing was built on smoke and mirrors. The headlines are out, guns blazing, warning of an AI bubble ready to pop. And Nebius is caught square in its crosshairs. The dream’s unraveling, and investors are starting to hear the ominous whispers of doubt.
This whole “EtherHiding” business kicked off in 2023, because apparently, 2023 was the year of “let’s make crypto theft trendy.” The hackers pair this with good old-fashioned social engineering-fake job offers, high-profile interviews, and probably promises of free avocado toast. 🥑📰 They lure victims to malicious websites, where a Loader Script takes over like a bad DJ at a wedding. Then, boom! A smart contract steals your funds faster than you can say “blockchain.”
Standard Lithium owns a lithium operation stretching across East Texas and Arkansas-a venture that recently benefited from the government’s “critical materials” panic. You know, the same panic that made every lithium stock rally harder than a teenager asked to clean their room. But today, Standard Lithium decided to throw its shareholders under the bus. Literally. Not metaphorically. There’s video.
