The FBI, in its latest “We Told You So” report, revealed that losses in 2025 (yes, we’re time-traveling now) have already outpaced last year’s $250 million haul-proving once again that crime pays, at least until it doesn’t.
According to ether.fi CEO Mike Silagadze, Ethereum’s growth in 2026 will be driven by crypto-native neobanks, not speculation. Because, you know, speculation is so 2020 📉. Institutional adoption in 2025 laid the groundwork, and now it’s time for practical financial use cases to take over.
With a sigh that could rival the winds of the Russian steppes, the Euro Pacific Capital chief economist declares the “mania is over,” as though the digital asset were but a fleeting fancy, a summer storm in the vast expanse of the market’s sky. ☁️ Yet, Bitcoin, that recalcitrant phoenix, rises once more, breaking through the $93,000 barrier with a defiance that would make even Bazarov smirk. 😏
Both contenders target the same prize: a steady, reliable flow of dividends that can keep the cash register ringing even when the financial roulette wheel spins unpredictably. But how do they perform in the pit? And which of these financial showmen promises a better chance of turning small wagers into a fortune? As any wise gambler knows, the devil is in the details-and in this case, the details are found in fees, crashes, and the little reports of growth stored behind the curtains.
According to the arcane scrolls of the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated November 13, this firm, a mere specter in the labyrinth of institutional finance, acquired the aforementioned shares during the third quarter. Their total position now swells to 1.34 million shares, a gilded crown valued at $74.09 million, a sum that commands roughly 11.36% of the fund’s assets-a figure that might as well be a riddle whispered to the void.
As if through a mirror into a parallel universe of finance, GP Brinson’s act of buying-an addition that enlarges their stake by over fifty thousand shares-serves as a microcosm of the eternal struggle to find equilibrium. The estimated worth, calculated via the quarter’s average, functions as a cipher-an echo of a decision made in the twilight between certainty and chance. With this move, the total value of their holdings in VWOB has grown by the equivalent of a small universe-$3.42 million-reflecting not only the accumulation of shares but also the subtle shifts in price, the whispering ghosts of market movement.
As if plucked from the pages of a dramatic novel, the SEC filing unveiled a new chapter for Bright Valley, detailing its substantial stake in Full Truck Alliance Co. Ltd. (YMM +4.85%). This burgeoning interest, absent from previous quarterly revelations, speaks volumes of the fund’s belief in the fortitude underpinning this enterprise. The valuation, as of September 30, stands as a testament to its potential in an ever-evolving landscape.
The drama unfolded late last year, when our protagonist, flush with hubris, poured $110 million into 31,005 ETH at a princely $3,581 per token. Between November 3 and November 7, 2025, the wallet swelled with ambition. But, as fate would have it, the gods of crypto had other plans. Prices slid like a banana peel under a clown’s foot, and our whale was left holding a bag of losses-nearly $18 million evaporated in two weeks. 🍌💥 At today’s prices, that ETH stack would be worth a paltry $93.6 million. Oh, the humanity!
He boasted about the firm’s portfolio performance, which is currently doing a wobbly dance on the tightrope of market recovery. 🕺
The crypto community, ever optimistic, decided to wade into the new year with enough green to make even a couch potato feel morally upright. Top 100 coins danced their way into the week, with the legendary CoinMarketCap’s top 20 index strutting a confident 5% upgrade-because who doesn’t love a good glow-up?