
So, Amazon (AMZN 5.49%) took a little tumble today, didn’t it? A five percent dip. Which, in stock terms, is basically like tripping in heels while carrying a really expensive charcuterie board. The cause? Well, they announced they’re planning to spend two hundred billion dollars. That’s a lot of Prime deliveries, even for them.
Let’s be real, Amazon’s Q4 numbers were…robust. Sales up 14%, hitting $213.4 billion? Advertising revenue jumping 23% to $21.3 billion? It’s like they’re vacuuming up all the disposable income in America. And AWS, their cloud division? That’s the real cash cow. $35.6 billion in sales, accelerating growth. By 2025, they’re projecting $128.7 billion in sales and $45.6 billion in operating income. It’s enough to make even Jeff Bezos raise an eyebrow.
CEO Andy Jassy, in a press release that probably required a team of lawyers and a thesaurus, said they’re “continuing to innovate.” Which, translated from corporate-speak, means “we’re still figuring things out, but we’re spending a lot of money doing it.” Operating income was up 18% to $25 billion, which, you know, is good. It’s really good. But it doesn’t explain the whole $200 billion thing.
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Looking ahead, they’re projecting net sales growth of 11-15%, bringing them to $173.5-$178.5 billion. Solid. Operating income of $16.5-$21.5 billion? Also solid. But then comes the kicker. $200 billion in capital expenditures for 2026. That’s…ambitious. It’s like deciding to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in your backyard. A really, really expensive replica.
Jassy is betting big on AI, naturally. Everyone’s betting on AI. It’s the new tulip mania, except instead of bulbs, it’s algorithms. He expects “strong long-term returns on invested capital.” Which is what every CEO says right before asking investors for a lot of money. The market, however, seems a little skeptical. Hence the aforementioned tumble. Investors are starting to wonder if Amazon is just throwing money at the wall to see what sticks. Which, honestly, is a valid concern.
Look, Amazon is a behemoth. They’ve crushed every retail competitor in their path. They own a significant chunk of the cloud. They’re practically a sovereign nation at this point. But even empires have their moments of…doubt. And a $200 billion spending spree is definitely a moment. It’s a big, shiny, potentially reckless moment. It’s like they’re saying, “We have all the money, and we’re going to spend it. Deal with it.” And the market, for once, is pushing back. It’s a good reminder that even the biggest companies aren’t immune to a little gravity.
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2026-02-07 05:12