So, here we go again! Michael Saylor’s company, Strategy, has decided that the crypto crash is just a minor inconvenience, like getting a flat tire on your way to a dinner party. I mean, who needs stability when you can throw $264.1 million at Bitcoin like it’s confetti?
Seriously, this guy just picked up another 2,932 BTC at about $90,061 each. That’s some serious commitment! You’ve really got to hand it to him-when others are running for the hills, he’s out there buying the dip like it’s going out of style.
Now, with a grand total of 712,647 BTC under his belt, worth around $54.19 billion, Saylor’s company is basically the hoarders of Bitcoin. I can see it now: “Welcome to MSTR, where we keep all our digital gold in the basement, and yes, we do have a ‘No Shoes’ policy!”
But let’s talk about the stock-oh boy! With crypto prices falling faster than my patience at the DMV, MSTR is taking a hit too. Who could have predicted that, right? Shocking stuff…
In a recent Bloomberg interview, Saylor confidently declared that Bitcoin won’t be experiencing any more boom-and-bust cycles. Really? You sure about that, Mike? Sounds like someone’s been sipping the crypto Kool-Aid a bit too liberally.
“Winter’s not coming back,” he says, as if he’s the Game of Thrones of Bitcoin. “Bitcoin’s not going to zero, it’s going to $1 million.” Right, and my old VHS collection is going to be worth millions too if I just believe hard enough!
He also thinks the banks will start to embrace Bitcoin. Sure, but only after they finish figuring out how to charge you fees for holding it. Can’t wait for the day when your bank calls you up: “Hey, just wanted to let you know, your Bitcoin is now worth less because we had to charge a ‘holding your Bitcoin’ fee.”
“Only 450 Bitcoin available for sale per day,” he says, like it’s some kind of exclusive club. “If that’s bought, the price has to go up.” Well, here’s hoping nobody shows up at the party with a bad attitude!
As of now, Bitcoin is trading at $88,535. But don’t worry, folks! It’s only a small fortune-what’s a little volatility among friends?
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