Well, well, well, if you thought banks were slow, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Bank of New York Mellon is givin’ its deposits a blockchain makeover, and it’s about as exciting as a squirrel in a tuxedo. 🐿️🎩
it’s regular bank money, just dressed for the blockchain age. Because who doesn’t want their savings to whisper “HODL” in a fancy accent? 💸
According to Bloomberg, the firm is launchin’ a tokenized deposit service that lets big institutional clients move money on digital rails. Because nothing says “trust us” like a blockchain, right? 🤝
Clients and interested parties include heavyweights like Intercontinental Exchange, Citadel Securities, DRW, Ripple’s prime brokerage arm Ripple Prime, asset manager Baillie Gifford, and stablecoin issuer Circle-an eclectic guest list that signals how mainstream blockchain plumbing has become. It’s like a party, but the guests are all worried about their crypto wallets. 🎉
Tokenized deposits could also play a key role in the broader push to tokenize securities such as stocks and bonds, actin’ as the settlement leg that actually makes those trades work in real time. Real time? More like “we’ll get back to you… maybe tomorrow.” ⏳
BNY now joins JPMorgan, which rolled out JPM Coin, and HSBC, which plans to expand its own tokenized deposit offering this year. Come on the heels of the newly passed Genius Act, the move underscores a simple reality: banks aren’t tryin’ to replace money-they’re just upgradein’ how it moves. Because who needs sleep when you can have 24/7 transactions? 🚀💸
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2026-01-10 00:21