Samson Mow is back to remind us all-not that we needed reminding-that Bitcoin is the real MVP of scarcity, sweetie. 💯 Unlike the “oooh, shiny” gold situation, Bitcoin’s 21M cap? Mathematically divine. 😌✨ Spoiler: You can’t transmute, say, your ex’s engagement ring into Bitcoin. Sorry, darlings. 💔
But wait! The drama continues. Marathon Fusion tried to jazz up mercury into gold like it’s 5️⃣⃣ Demi Moore (if she’d picked better scripts). 🥁 Their “gold alchemy” would produce enough sparkle to fund a very* modest prince… if you ignore the fact that science can now basically print gold like it’s selling discount coins on Amazon. 🤨
Gold’s plight? It’s sliding from geological rarity to “fusion-powered 3D printed bling.” 🌟🔥 (Who knew mercury could be the new iced-out token of the wealthy?) Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s like that aunt who’s never going to change her frugal habits-hardcore scarcity, zero surprises. 💅
The crypto crew is spellbound because, darling, Bitcoin isn’t just digital-it’s enforced by math and consensus! Like a group chat of nerds ensuring nothing’s up to hanky-panky. 🤓💥 Gold? It’s now a trendy experiment with a roadmap to becoming less exclusive. Advantage: Bitcoin. 💰👑
So, while gold’s fandom anxiously tweets “Why isn’t my asset scarce anymore?” Bitcoin’s still your basic, no-hassle, 21M-coin, can’t-be-moofed MVP. 🙌 Stay scarce, stay magical. ✨😈
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2026-01-03 13:34