Dogecoin to $10? The 7-Period Fractal Says “Hold My Beer” 🍻💸

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Oh, Dogecoin. The meme coin that refuses to die, no matter how many times the market tries to bury it. 🪦 Every time it attempts a recovery, it’s like a puppy running into a glass door-adorable, but ultimately futile. 🐶💨 The price has been stuck below $0.15, and let’s be honest, it’s starting to feel like that ex who keeps texting “new year, new me” but never changes. 📉

But wait! Before you write off Doge as the financial equivalent of a fidget spinner, some tech-savvy wizard has emerged with a fractal analysis that says it’s headed to $10. 🧙‍♂️✨ Apparently, Dogecoin is dancing to the rhythm of the number seven-because why not? Sevens are trendy now, like avocado toast but for charts. 🥑📈 This “seven-month fractal” has been spotted in gold, the S&P 500, and even Bitcoin’s 2021 double top (remember that? Good times). ⏳

Seven: The New Black of Market Cycles

So, here’s the tea: assets love to pivot in seven-month intervals. It’s like they’re all subscribed to the same cosmic calendar. 🌌 Dogecoin, being the rebellious teen of crypto, topped seven months before Bitcoin last cycle, then lagged by another seven months. Even its macro Elliott Wave 1 is all like, “Yeah, seven months, whatever.” 🤷‍♀️ The chart looks like a game of financial Tetris, with price blocks stacking up in neat seven-month rows since July 2023. 🎮

And get this-the old four-year crypto cycle? So last season. Now it’s all about the seven-year rhythm. Dogecoin’s current slump? Just a mid-cycle nap. 😴💤 So, if this fractal is right, we’re looking at a $7 to $10 price target in the next few years. But first, it needs to break above $0.4. Easy peasy, right? 🤑

Dogecoin chart looking fancy

Of course, this all hinges on Doge respecting the fractal. Which, let’s be real, is about as likely as me respecting a diet during the holidays. 🍪 But hey, if it happens, I’ll eat my hat-and maybe buy a Doge-themed yacht. 🚀🛥️

Another chart, because why not?

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2025-12-30 18:41