Well, slap my knee and call me astonished! Zcash, that sly old fox, has jumped near 10% in the past 24 hours, trading at a cool $446. Them whales, bless their finny souls, are trying to play Santa Claus with a bull flag pattern that’s still flappin’ in the wind since December 15. The target? A whopping $655, if the stars align and the Fibonacci fairies sprinkle their magic dust. But here’s the kicker: timing’s about as reliable as a politician’s promise. 😅
Mega whales have swooped in like Santa’s sleigh, but the rest of the market’s still hummin’ “Bah, Humbug!” instead of carols. 🎶🤷♂️
Mega Whales: The Santa Clauses of Crypto
The top 100 Zcash addresses on Solana-them big fish in the pond-have beefed up their holdings by 2.86% in the past day, from 34,542 to 35,532 ZEC. At today’s price, that’s a tidy $441,480 in fresh bets. Small potatoes, you say? Well, in this game, even a crumb can be a feast. This move’s like a wink and a nod, sayin’, “Yep, that bull flag’s still got legs.” 🐂🚩
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The setup’s as simple as a country fiddle tune. Bull flag broke on December 15, and it’s still holdin’ strong. Price dipped, but the pattern’s pointin’ north. Whales buyin’ into this mess? That’s the closest thing to a crypto Santa we’ve seen this month. 🎅💸
But here’s the rub: timing’s trickier than herdin’ cats. Retail’s not exactly rushin’ to the party. 🕺🙅♂️
Dip Buyers: Missing in Action, Derivatives: Singing the Blues
From December 17 to 23, Zcash prices climbed like a squirrel up a tree, but the Money Flow Index (MFI) was singin’ a different tune-lower lows. MFI’s like a lie detector for buy and sell pressure, and it’s sayin’, “Retail’s not convinced.” Prices rise, but MFI’s like, “Nah, I’m good.” That’s a yellow flag, not a red one, but it’s enough to make you scratch your head. 🚩🤔
Hyperliquid’s derivatives data? It’s backin’ up this tale of hesitation. In the past 24 hours:
- Whales in perps: net short. 🐳📉
- Consistent winners: still net short, though they’re nibblin’ on some longs. 🏆🤏
- Smart money: net short, but with a toe in the long pool. 🤔👞
- Top 100 perps addresses: cuttin’ long exposure like it’s last season’s fashion. ✂️👖
So while the spot whales are buyin’ like it’s Black Friday, the derivatives crowd’s sittin’ on the sidelines, munchin’ popcorn. 🍿🤷♀️ It’s a market that believes in the breakout but doesn’t trust the clock. ⏳
In plain speak: $655’s still on the table, but the rally’s got about as much support as a one-legged stool. 🪑
Zcash’s Path to $655: The Checkpoints
First stop on this wild ride? $458, the 0.5 Fibonacci level. Clear that with a daily close, and $479’s next, followed by $508. Hit $546, and the momentum’s matchin’ the bull flag’s original dream, makin’ $655 more than just a pipe dream. 🌟
If Zcash hits $655, that’s the flag’s measured move and the 1.618 Fibonacci extension comin’ home to roost. 📏✨
But if momentum fizzles, $411’s the first line in the sand. Below that, $370’s where the flag structure starts lookin’ like a deflated balloon. For now, the flag’s still flyin’, and the whales are knockin’. Retail and derivatives? Still peekin’ through the curtains, decidin’ whether to answer. 🏠👀
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