Metaplanet Stock Set to Skyrocket 1500% by 2027: The Crypto Rollercoaster

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Ah, behold the latest circus act: Metaplanet, the darling of crypto enthusiasm, has reignited the flames of bullish fervor with its latest capital escapades. According to Hermes Lux, a Bitcoin [BTC] treasury sage, our beloved MPJPY might dance a 1500% jig before 2027’s curtain call. Yes, you read that right-one thousand five hundred percent! And no, this isn’t a typo; it’s the stuff of fantasy-or financial fantasy, at least. 😏💸

For those with short memories or just a penchant for optimism, Lux hints that in 2026, the stock could soar by a staggering 402%. All it takes is BTC to rally a modest 40% annually and Metaplanet to ramp up its BTC holdings to 100,000 by 2026, doubling to 210,000 by 2027. Easy peasy, right? Just the small matter of Bitcoin mooning again. 🚀✨

Metaplanet Makes a Comeback in December-Because Why Not?

Currently, the market offers three delightful varieties of Metaplanet stocks-like having an ice cream sundae with an extra cherry. MPJPY, a fresh-off-the-OVT (over-the-counter) boat, is the new shiny toy. The older, unbacked MTPLF, was the pioneer, and the original 3350 graces the Tokyo Stock Exchange with its presence.

And surprise! These three delightful stocks have each recovered a juicy 6%-28% in the past month, while BTC, the supposed king, has been sulking with less than a 1% bounce. Poor thing. Meanwhile, Strategy’s MSTR dipped 12%, proving that sometimes, even Bitcoin’s cousins can have a bad hair day. 😅

This rally was no accident but a sign of the times-shareholders cheerfully approved capital raises, setting aside reserves for dividends on preferred stocks. Because who doesn’t love a good dividend served with a side of volatility? 🍿

Like a lover of poker, Metaplanet plays the game of share sales-preferred stocks, credits, and all-yet boldly refuses to part with its precious BTC. Buybacks? Sure, but without selling Bitcoin-because why not? Who needs liquidity when you have dreams of exponential gains? 🎲

mNAV Bounces Back-Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Comeback?

Our favorite analyst Adam Livingston believes Metaplanet’s plans are “incredible catalysts”-like adding rocket fuel to an already overinflated balloon. The mNAV (that’s fancy talk for how crypto holdings relate to enterprise value) soared back to 1.25x from a dreadful 0.93x amid Q4’s existential dread.

Zyn, the prophet of bullish dreams, predicts a 1.4x to 3-4x climb during Bitcoin’s upcoming “explosive run,” whatever that means. But oh, the euphoria! We could see mNAVs exploding to a fabulous 3-5, making even the staunchest bears cringe in envy. 🚀🔥

“Juice it up! Push mNAV above 1.4 and let Bitcoin’s price run wild. I foresee 3-5 in times of glorious euphoria,” proclaims the oracle of optimism.

Norway’s got its eye on Metaplanet, having amassed a cool $400 million, likely planning to buy BTC with reckless abandon come 2026. After hitting their 30K BTC mark, they’ve set sights on a new treasure hunt-an additional 70K BTC.

Final Curtain or New Act? Think Again.

  • Metaplanet’s stock may explode by 400% in 2026 and a jaw-dropping 15x by 2027-your lottery ticket, perhaps?
  • New capital plans are signed, sealed, and potentially deliver even more BTC in the future-because who doesn’t love a good gamble?

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2025-12-24 12:12