Well now, gather ’round, folks, and hear the tale of Brevis-an intrepid ZK verifiable computing outfit-and their new best friend, Aster, a multi-chain DEX. These fine fellows have set out on a noble quest to conquer the monstrous beasts of speed, security, and privacy in the wild west of on-chain trading. 💼🚀
Brevis, the clever sort, figures out the heavy lifting off-chain and then waves its magic wand-zero-knowledge proofs-to verify the deeds right on the chain. All this while slashing costs faster than a fox in a henhouse and keeping everything so trustless even a saint would trust ’em. Trust me, it’s safer than Aunt Sally’s jam, and more private than a cat burglar in the night-hiding your positions and P&L better than a secret recipe.
And the best part? Despite these sneaky tricks, they won’t turn into a bunch of transparent blabbermouths. Nope, they aim to rival those so-called centralized exchanges, making ’em look about as trustworthy as a two-dollar watch. Trust and privacy-who knew you could have both? 🕵️♂️🔒
So, watch out, world! With Brevis and Aster teaming up, the old ways of trading might just become as obsolete as saddle shoes and moonshine. Cheers to the future-more private, faster, and cheaper! 🍻
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