Ah, the dream of retirement. It lures us all with its siren call of endless golf games and leisurely afternoons on the veranda, where one may sip lemonade and murmur sagely about the passing of time. Most folk, at least those with their heads screwed on straight, aim for a modest million or so to see them through their dotage. But let us pause for a moment and ask: should we be aiming higher? Particularly if you’re one of those sprightly young chaps or chapesses with $100,000 burning a hole in your pocket. What, pray, should you do with it?
Well, unless you’re the sort of person who can make sense of the gibberish that passes for stock market analysis – and frankly, who is? – your best bet may well be to chuck it into the comforting embrace of an exchange-traded fund (ETF). These charming little bundles of stocks trade with the same gusto as any old stock, but they offer the simplicity of an all-in-one basket of equities, which means far less worry for you. Now, if you’ll permit me, let’s look at a few ETFs that could help you along this perilous road to financial freedom, though I remain somewhat skeptical, I must admit.
But Before We Proceed… A Spot of Mathematics
Let us first engage in a little exercise with our $100,000. What, you may ask, could it grow into, should it be nurtured with a reasonable, dare I say, conservative growth rate, over the years? Well, gather ’round, dear reader, for I have a few numbers to share, which, if nothing else, will offer the illusion of clarity.
| Starting with $100,000 and growing at 8% for | $6,000 invested annually | $12,000 invested annually |
|---|---|---|
| 5 years | $184,948 | $222,964 |
| 10 years | $309,765 | $403,638 |
| 15 years | $493,163 | $669,108 |
| 20 years | $762,633 | $1,059,171 |
| 25 years | $1,158,574 | $1,632,301 |
| 30 years | $1,740,341 | $2,474,416 |
| 35 years | $2,595,147 | $3,711,760 |
| 40 years | $3,851,138 | $5,529,825 |
Now, I must say, I’ve been exceedingly cautious with my assumption here, opting for an 8% growth rate. After all, while the stock market has, in its glorious past, averaged something like 10% annually over the ages, one mustn’t be too optimistic. Your own investment period could well be a time of dreadful underperformance. Or, who knows, it could soar like a kite on a fine day! In any case, my figures are meant to be, shall we say, conservative. But enough of this dry talk, let’s look at the ETFs, those mischievous little funds.
The ETFs to Consider (with a Touch of Caution)
Here, my dear investor, are the contenders for your affections:
| ETF | Dividend yield | 5-Year Avg. Annual Return | 10-Year Avg. Annual Return |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vanguard S&P 500 ETF (VOO 0.26%) | 1.12% | 14.91% | 14.40% |
| Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI 0.27%) | 1.12% | 13.74% | 13.83% |
| Vanguard Total World Stock ETF (VT 0.33%) | 1.66% | 11.47% | 10.09% |
| Vanguard Dividend Appreciation ETF (VIG 0.45%) | 1.64% | 11.74% | 12.91% |
| Schwab U.S. Dividend Equity ETF (SCHD +0.14%) | 3.87% | 8.90% | 11.26% |
| Fidelity High Dividend ETF (FDVV 0.29%) | 3.08% | 16.33% | N/A |
| Vanguard High Dividend Yield ETF (VYM 0.43%) | 2.50% | 12.94% | 11.08% |
| Vanguard Growth ETF (VUG 0.58%) | 0.41% | 15.60% | 17.00% |
| Vanguard Information Technology ETF (VGT 0.54%) | 0.39% | 18.29% | 22.00% |
| iShares Semiconductor ETF (SOXX +0.12%) | 0.54% | 20.22% | 26.46% |
Now, dear reader, do not assume that I am advocating for a mad plunge into these funds without a second thought. Oh, no! These ETFs, though brimming with potential, are not the golden ticket to everlasting wealth. The first three, for example, are as broad as a well-bred chap’s umbrella, offering exposure to the likes of the S&P 500, most of the U.S. stock market, and the entire globe, respectively. Not too shabby, one might think. In fact, they may well provide a robust yet unexciting return over the long haul.
Next up, we have the dividend-focused funds, where the income potential shines a little brighter. These could prove beneficial for those desiring a dash more regular income, but there’s a price: a slight trade-off between income and growth. Still, some of them, such as the Vanguard Dividend Appreciation ETF, offer a very creditable combination of both.
Lastly, we must touch on the more daring specimens. These are the funds that could, in the parlance of the young and reckless, “go through the roof” – but they could also “fall off the cliff.” The tech-heavy ones, for instance, could very well add rocket fuel to your portfolio, but they’re prone to wild fluctuations. Caution is advised, for they are apt to bring the occasional sleepless night.
In conclusion, the choice is yours, of course. A simple ETF like the Vanguard S&P 500 could serve you well for decades. But perhaps you fancy a bit more excitement, a splash of flair? Then, by all means, give these high-growth funds a whirl. Just don’t blame me when the stock price is in the soup.
As for me, I’ll stick to my decidedly unadventurous investments, thank you very much. I prefer to leave the speculation to those with nerves of steel, and pockets deep enough to weather the occasional storm. But I wish you the best of luck, my friend, and may your portfolio grow like the well-watered vine. 🍀
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