Oh, honey, strap in because Sony Bank is about to drop a USD-pegged stablecoin by 2026, and it’s serving seamless payments for gaming, anime, and whatever else Sony’s cooking up in their content cauldron. 🕹️🎌 Yes, you heard that right-your PlayStation addiction is about to get financial. 💳✨
Apparently, they’re so serious about this that they applied for a U.S. banking license last October through their subsidiary, Connectia Trust. 🏦 But, plot twist! Community banks are throwing a fit over regulations. 🏛️🤷♀️ Classic. Can’t we all just get along and let Sony rule the world in peace?
And get this-the stablecoin will use Bastion’s blockchain tech for fast, low-cost transactions. 🚀 Because nothing says “future” like a tech giant dipping its toes into crypto while simultaneously dominating your childhood nostalgia. 🎮💔
So, mark your calendars, folks. By 2026, you’ll be paying for your anime subscriptions and in-game skins with Sony’s shiny new coin. The only question left is: will it come with a side of existential dread? 🤔💫
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