🚀 Meme Coins: December’s Wild Ride or Just More Chaos? 🚀

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Ah, December-the month when the crypto market decides whether to be a jolly Santa or a grumpy Grinch. Meme coins, those whimsical creatures of the blockchain, are lining up like kids at a candy store, each with their own peculiar drama. Some are gasping for breath, others are doing the financial equivalent of jazz hands, and the rest? Well, they’re just hoping the market doesn’t sneeze and send them tumbling into the void. 🍬💨

Let’s dive into three meme coins that are either about to shine brighter than a Christmas tree or crash harder than Aunt Linda after too much eggnog. 🎄🍸

Dogecoin (DOGE)

Ah, Dogecoin-the OG meme coin that refuses to go quietly into the night. It’s like that uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a new get-rich-quick scheme. This December, DOGE is juggling ETF buzz with the kind of performance that makes you wonder if it’s been hitting the eggnog a bit too hard. 🥴

In November, Grayscale and Bitwise launched DOGE spot products-GDOG and BWOW, respectively. Sounds exciting, right? Except the inflows are about as impressive as a wet firecracker. Grayscale’s got a measly $2.16 million, and Bitwise? Still at zero. Ouch. That’s like throwing a party and only the dog shows up. 🐕

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DOGE is up 9.4% this week, thanks to the ETF hoopla, but its 30-day chart looks like it’s been on a rollercoaster after too many turkey sandwiches. Down 20%+? Yikes. 🦃🎢

Ray Youssef, CEO of NoOnes, chimed in, saying DOGE’s reaction to the ETP is about as meaningful as a participation trophy. “It’s more of an ETF-headline reaction than a structural shift,” he said. Basically, don’t get your hopes up-it’s still the same old DOGE under the hood.

“Dogecoin’s price reaction to Grayscale’s DOGE ETP looks more like an ETF-headline reaction rather than any structural changes to the asset’s mainstream perception… it is still too early to call any shift in institutional demand,” he said. 🧐

And the momentum? About as stable as a Jenga tower after a few too many moves. Hidden bearish divergence suggests the downtrend might just keep on trucking. For DOGE to flex, it needs to clear $0.20. Otherwise, it’s just another meme coin in the wind. 💨

Youssef thinks $0.20 is still in the cards, but warns DOGE is basically a passenger on the Bitcoin and Ethereum express. “The path to $0.20 is narrower than a hipster’s jeans,” he quipped. If it dips below $0.13, though? Sellers will be doing the victory dance. 💃

“Dogecoin can definitely still make a run towards $0.20 before year-end, but the path to this range is becoming narrower… it is likely to remain a passenger in a market driven almost entirely by Bitcoin and Ethereum,” he highlighted. 🚂

Official Trump (TRUMP)

Next up, Official Trump (TRUMP)-the meme coin that’s about as divisive as its namesake. It’s down 3% this week and a whopping 27% over the past 30 days. Oof. That’s like showing up to a party and realizing you’re the only one not wearing a costume. 🎭

But December might just bring a plot twist, thanks to a macro trigger: President Trump is expected to appoint a new Fed chair. Early whispers suggest a dovish shift, which could give risk assets a boost. Plus, TRUMP’s been pushing for income tax cuts-because nothing says “financial stability” like a tax cut, right? 🤑

INTEL: TRUMP SAYS WE MAY BE CUTTING INCOME TAX ALMOST COMPLETELY BECAUSE OF TARIFF PROCEEDS. 📰

The chart’s got a bullish divergence, with the CMF breaking above its trendline. If TRUMP can reclaim $8.07, it might just waddle its way to $9.56. But if it dips below $5.66? Well, that’s a one-way ticket back to November’s misery. 🎟️

Pudgy Penguins (PENGU)

Last but not least, Pudgy Penguins (PENGU)-the meme coin that’s been having a worse month than a penguin in the Sahara. Down 47.1% in November? Brutal. But hey, it’s got a 7.6% bounce this week, so maybe it’s not completely doomed. 🐧☀️

The 12-hour chart shows a bullish divergence, which is like a tiny ray of hope in a sea of despair. If PENGU can reclaim $0.014, it might just waddle its way to $0.016. But if it loses $0.0098? Back to the ice floes it goes. 🧊

So there you have it-three meme coins teetering on the edge of glory or oblivion. Will December be their month, or just another chapter in the crypto circus? Only time (and a lot of popcorn) will tell. 🍿🎪

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2025-11-29 17:28