Spread Ill Will Toward Men With New HEREDITARY Christmas Ornaments

As a huge horror fan, I can confidently say Hereditary is a true masterpiece – and genuinely the scariest movie I’ve ever experienced. Seriously, there’s one scene in particular that left me feeling physically awful for hours. It’s incredible filmmaking, but it’s also why I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again! The weirdest part? It somehow makes me think of Christmas, which should be comforting! Thankfully, A24 is leaning into the darkness with a set of completely bonkers Hereditary ornaments. If you’re a horror enthusiast like me, they’re turning the holidays delightfully terrifying.

And yes, it “celebrates” that scene. Yeah, that one.

The A24 Shop calls its new Hereditary Ornament Set “heirlooms for your family tree.”

….Sure.

These unique glass pieces are sure to be a hit with anyone who appreciates the darker side of the holidays. The collection includes three hand-painted pieces: King Paimon, depicted with a broken nose and crown; a severed pigeon head; and, for those who enjoy truly unsettling imagery, a decaying, insect-covered depiction of Charlie’s head.

People are calling it the worst Christmas ornament imaginable, and I’m the one saying that. I genuinely believe it’s true.

We don’t know if these ornaments will cause your Christmas tree to catch fire, but it’s a good idea to have a fire extinguisher handy just to be safe.

This Hereditary ornament set is way more disturbing than the X Trilogy Christmas Bundle (and that’s saying something!). If you’re the type who appreciates truly creepy decorations – like the character Charlie’s actions in the movie – you’ll definitely want this for your Christmas tree. You can order it now for $36 and it will ship by December 1st.

You can keep this for years and even pass it on to your children… or destroy it dramatically. Either way is fine! Just please don’t give me one as a gift this holiday season. The things I appreciate about the movie Hereditary are exactly why I don’t want to be reminded of it during Christmas, or honestly, any time at all.

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2025-11-21 22:03