Can Kevin Spacey bake a cake in 45 days and 220k Bites?

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Imagine, if you will, a world where Kim Young-hoon, a South Korean prodigy and officially crowned holder of the world’s highest IQ of 276, declares that Bitcoin will rocket to $220,000 in a mere 45 days. 🚀 And one might ponder: how did our dear hero get his brains, perhaps in a bowl of expired alphabet soup? 🍜

All over the planet, investors are swinging from the chandelier, their minds as boggled as a Teetotaler in a pub. This happens at a moment when Bitcoin is tentatively skating on the thin ice of $95,700, having just taken a merry jig from the volatility monster. 🎢

Bitcoin to Skyrocket in 45 Days, Or Maybe Just Marginalize the Very Idea!

Only yesterday, Kim cleverly dropped a tweet, broadcasting his grand vision: Bitcoin making a dizzying leap to $220,000, outpacing other predictions by about as much as the number of times Marvin the Paranoid Android comically contemplates life’s inequities. Little wonder, then, that traders are beginning to wonder if perhaps Kim sees something in global finance akin to the pan-galactic gargle blaster in Zaphod Beeblebrox’s cockpit. 🍹

Now, if Bitcoin truly balloons to $220,000, it would more than double its earthly bounds very swiftly-a mind-boggling, stomach-churning 126% leap. Many experts are thus left half dead inside the way a Vogon poetry recital would finish off a human GELF. 🐱🚀

As the World’s Highest IQ Record Holder, I predict #BITCOIN is soaring to $220,000 in the next 45 days.

I will donate 100% of my Bitcoin profits to construct churches for Jesus Christ in every nation on Earth.

“For with God, nothing shall be impossible.” (Luke 1:37)

– YoungHoon Kim, IQ 276 (@yhbryankimiq) November 16, 2025

The Bishop, The Bitcoin, and The Big Ben Tolls

Such a prediction earns extra sparkle because of what our hero intends to do with the profits: use them to erect Christian churches in every corner of the cosmos. One might say it’s a rather costly way to show faith-like trying to put Jesus in every digital wallet! 🤑✨

What depths of belief and finance Kim wades through! The emotion he stirs in those watching makes some stand on the edges of their seats like accountants at the end of the financial year wondering why they didn’t invest in pet rocks instead. 🐦

The 45-day deadline is more relentless than Auntie Lorraine’s hugs. Some analysts are of the opinion that this would be about as likely as us finding out that the Earth isn’t the shape the mathematicians assure us it is. Yet, some say Bitcoin has the habit of surprising us at oddest moments, much like the elusive phenomenon of teapots falling from the sky on alternate Thursdays. 🍵✨

The AI Omens: Grok Predicts BTC to Smother $175K

Meanwhile, in a not-so-shocking development, Kim’s tweet trailed closely on the heels of a forecast from none other than GROK, an AI seer whose predictions are frequently nodded at like a knowing wink between serious financial analysts. GROK foresees Bitcoin rocketing to $175,000 in the same magical time window. 🧙

To top this off, Bitcoin had been nosediving below $95,000 for the first time in a month, much like a spaceship failing to notice that space is, well… space. Liquidations went up in smoke like pancakes at a breakfast buffet, institutional buying became weaker than Douglas Adams’ willpower, and global uncertainty pushed market spirits into a fearful retreat as deep as a mouldy mine on Krikkit. 👻

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2025-11-17 11:51