
The numbers came down like a sledgehammer through the trading floor’s haze. Three million shares of Nike – $221.7 million worth of red-soled ghosts – vanished from Banque Pictet’s ledger on October 21. The kind of move that makes the ink on SEC filings run cold.
This wasn’t a sale. It was a dissection. The Swiss fund carved its stake down to 305,333 shares, a skeleton crew of what once was 1.6% of their 13F portfolio. Now that’s 0.2% lingering like a bad debt.
[table id=1 /] The market’s pulse kept beating – Google humming at $1.5 billion, Amazon flexing its $1.2 billion muscles – but Nike slumped to $64.96. Down 15% year-on-year, playing dead while the S&P 500 danced a cotillion.
Let’s talk shop. The Beaverton outfit still moves $46.4 billion in product annually, though profits have shriveled to $2.9 billion. A shadow of its 2021 self, when those shares wore a crown at $140. Now they’re trading like yesterday’s newspapers in a rainstorm.
Banque Pictet didn’t just sell. They bought put options – the financial equivalent of taking out an insurance policy against a sinking ship. The kind of play that says “I’ve seen the iceberg” while polishing your life preserver.
Nike’s latest quarterly report reads like a detective novel with the last chapter torn out. Revenue growth at 1%? Net income diving 31% to $700 million? Their digital storefront’s been quieter than a morgue on Sunday. CEO Hill’s “dynamic operating environment” line? That’s just corporate speak for “the walls are closing in.”
[glossary] The wolves still circle. Supply chain headaches, discounting that gutters margins, and a brand that’s starting to feel like yesterday’s bourbon – still got a kick, but the finish is bitter. The fundamentals? They’re there, buried under the rubble like a gold watch in a junkyard. But the put positions scream louder than any annual report.
You don’t need a crystal ball to see this one. Just a nose for blood in the water. 🕵️♂️
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2025-10-30 23:24