In the quiet chaos of Copenhagen, where the fjords brim with existential dread and the air hums with the ghosts of failed investments, Henrik Zeberg, a Danish macroeconomist with the gravitas of a man who once calculated the cost of despair, peers into the abyss of global markets. He sees a crash-a cataclysmic unraveling of financial hubris-and yet, in the same breath, he whispers sweet nothings to Ethereum. A paradox? Perhaps. But then again, love for crypto and dread for the future are both forms of madness.
“This is the grandest bubble since the Dutch tulip mania,” he declared, sipping coffee like it might fortify his soul against the coming storm. “Inflation has returned, and the printing presses are out of ink. The free lunch is over. Or rather, it’s been replaced by a menu of despair.”
The Illusion of AI Salvation 🤖💸
Zerberg, ever the Cassandra of spreadsheets, recounts history’s cyclical folly. In 1840, steam engines sparked a frenzy; by 1900, the bubble burst, and the UK wept into its teacups. In 2000, the internet promised utopia, and investors traded pensions for pixels. Today, AI and crypto dance a reckless tango, their valuations bloated beyond reason. “We are at 250% of fundamental value,” he sighs, as if mourning the death of common sense. “Even the parrots know this is unsustainable. Yet they tweet ‘#Altseason’ as if it’s a prayer.”
BLOW-OFF-TOP! 🌪️
Heed these words, O foolish investor…
1. Altcoins will bloom like weeds after rain.
2. ETH will outpace BTC, briefly.
3. Euphoria will be extreme-like a toddler on espresso.
But all good things end. Recession arrives. Crypto crashes. DXY soars. And you? You’ll be buying ramen for the next decade.
“Psychology drives this madness,” he muses, eyes distant. “People refuse to see the cliff until they’re tumbling off it. They’ll cling to AI’s promise like a life raft made of confetti.”
And so, the stage is set. A crash looms, Ethereum soars, and Henrik Zeberg, the economist as tragic hero, watches with the weary patience of a man who knows the bubble’s final waltz will be both beautiful and brutal. 🎭📉
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