Oh, what a splendid spectacle the crypto world has turned into! Picture this: Bitcoin, the big cheese, decided to throw a party and hit a shiny new high of $115,600-fancy that, after lounging around in a sleepy little lull on Saturday. As if possessed by a wild, mischievous spirit, it zoomed past the usual snooze spot and shot to the moon during Asian hours, just to show everyone who’s boss! 🌙✨
And let’s not forget those plucky little altcoins-like ETH, SOL, ADA, and friends-who jumped in with a chorus of “We can do it too!” gaining ground and making traders’ heads spin. ETH, for example, lifted over $4,200 like it had a jetpack, and SOL bounced back over $200, shouting, “I’m still here, don’t forget me!” 🚀💥
Meanwhile, the poor over-leveraged short traders, who thought the party was over, found themselves drowning in a sea of losses-over $370 million vanished faster than a magician’s rabbit. Nearly 110,000 traders got the rug pulled out from under them since yesterday, according to some wise oracle called CoinGlass. Ouch. 🎩🐇

So folks, it seems the crypto rollercoaster just took another wild climb! Buckle up and grab your popcorn-the ride’s only getting crazier. 🎢🍿

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