😱 Crypto Guru Goes WILD for XRP!

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Now, listen here! There’s this fellow, goes by the name of James Wynn. Bit of a mystery, really. Calls himself a ‘trader’ but mostly seemed to be chucking money at those ridiculous meme coins – you know, the ones with pictures of dogs and things. 🐶 And those BTC futures? Don’t even ask. Well, this Wynn chap has had a bit of a change of heart. He’s suddenly gone all gooey-eyed over…XRP!

Apparently, he fell down a “rabbit hole” of it, he says. Honestly, sounds a bit silly, doesn’t it? Like he tripped over a particularly stubborn carrot.🥕 Anyway, he’s plonked a ‘significant portion’ – which means over $25,000 of perfectly good money, mind you! – into this XRP business. A truly enormous amount!

I’ve spent the last 24hrs going down the rabbit hole of $XRP.

I have decided to invest a SIGNIFICANT portion into XRP. ($25..+)

I believe it could revolutionize the banking systems. It’s a gamble, as all investments are.

Whether you are Team XRP or not. I want everyone to…

– James Wynn (@JamesWynnReal) October 25, 2025

He rambles on about “revolutionizing the banking systems”. Ha! As if a bunch of computers can sort out the mess those blokes have made. Still, he’s clever enough to admit it’s a gamble. Everything is a gamble when you’re flinging money around like confetti, isn’t it? 🤔

And get this! Ripple – that’s the company behind this XRP – they’ve just renamed one of their bits-and-bobs “Ripple Prime.” Fancy name, eh? Makes it sound like a particularly delicious cut of beef. 🥩 They’re claiming to be the first to own a global thingamajig for money. Sounds terribly important, if you ask me, though what it actually means, well, that’s anyone’s guess.

Naturally, the XRP fanatics – a rather boisterous bunch they are – are absolutely delighted. They babble on about how Ripple is old and fast and cheap. Old! Like a forgotten biscuit at the back of the cupboard!🍪

But some people are a bit more… suspicious. One clever sausage even asked how much Ripple’s boss, Brad Garlinghouse, had slipped Wynn for this little endorsement. A very good question, if you ask me! 🤨

Now, Wynn says he’s given up on these silly meme coins and all that perpetual trading nonsense, and wants to ‘build’ something in the crypto world. What he’s building remains a secret, wrapped in mystery, perhaps involving even more XRP? We shall see! It smells a bit fishy, doesn’t it? 🐟

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2025-10-25 12:58