It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a corporation in possession of a vast crypto fortune must be in want of… more fortune. Thus, the Solana Company (HSDT on Nasdaq, as if that ticker weren’t cryptic enough) has entered into a most esteemed partnership with Helius and Twinstake to manage its SOL staking endeavors. One wonders if Mr. Darcy ever dealt with validator rankings.
The Darcy of Validators
Helius, that most illustrious validator, commands over 14 million SOL-3.44% of the staked supply, a statistic that would make even Lady Catherine de Bourgh raise an eyebrow. Twinstake, though but 12th in line, still wields 5.6 million SOL (1.37% of the supply). Modest, by aristocratic standards, but sufficient for their station.
“These alliances shall maximize yield in a manner both secure and compliant. Partnering with validators beloved by the Solana masses proves our commitment to excellence,” quoth Cosmo Jiang of Pantera Capital, whose title as Board Observer sounds suspiciously like a role in a Regency-era opera.
Upon this revelation, the company’s stock ascended 9.76% to $6.84 per share-a valuation of $276 million. They currently hold 2.2 million SOL ($421 million), a sum that might make Scrooge McDuck blush. One can only imagine the ball they’ll throw to celebrate.
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2025-10-23 20:56