So, Ethereum was supposed to be this utopia where anyone could code their way to riches, right? 🌈💻 Turns out, it’s more like a circus where builders and grifters share the same tent, but one’s juggling chainsaws and the other’s selling sawdust as gold. 🎪🤹♂️ No centralized ringmaster, just pure chaos. What could go wrong?
Ethereum: The Never-Ending Scam-a-Thon? 🤔
Apparently, Ethereum isn’t just a cryptocurrency-it’s a “programmable, open finance framework.” Fancy words for “grifter playground.” 🚀🎢 According to some guy named AdrianoFeria (who’s probably just Larry David in disguise), this openness has birthed innovation AND a million ways to fleece retail investors. Low-quality tokens? Check. Overpriced NFTs? Double check. 🖼️💨 Retail investors thought they were playing 4D chess but ended up losing their queen. Oops.
Here’s the kicker: these grifters didn’t just take ETH-they extracted it. Like dentists, but for your wallet. 😷💸 And guess what? EOS once held 7.2 million ETH-6% of the total supply! That’s like finding out your neighbor has been hoarding all the good snacks. 🍿🤦♂️
ICOs, NFTs, you name it-all just fancy ways to siphon ETH from long-term holders. Speculation? More like a wealth vacuum cleaner. 🧹💰 And now, after years of this circus, Ethereum’s finally growing up? Boring supercycle, they say. Steady growth. Yawn. 😴 But hey, at least the institutions are here to save the day, right? Even BTC maximalists are grudgingly nodding along. 🤝
Crypto commentators still screaming “TO THE MOON!”? Yeah, they’re like that one uncle who’s always late to the party. 🥳🤷♂️
Ethereum’s Legacy: A Time Capsule or a Garbage Dump? 🗑️⏳
Enter ArtvisionNFT, a Ukrainian digital artist who’s worried Ethereum’s history is going the way of the dodo. 🦤 So, Covalent_HQ built the Ethereum Wayback Machine (EWM)-basically a blockchain time capsule. 📜⏰ It collects, verifies, and stores old blocks like your grandma saves recipes. But instead of cookies, it’s smart contracts and analytics. 🍪📊
Why? Because transparency and accountability are sexy. Or so they say. 💃🔍 EWM’s mission? Make sure ETH’s story doesn’t get lost in the shuffle. Because who doesn’t love a good origin story? 🦇🌃
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