🤑 Eric Trump’s Crypto Real Estate Scheme: Hotels, Tokens, and Side-Eyes 😏

• Eric Trump is diving into the crypto pool with a splash, tokenizing a new real estate project. 🏢✨
• World Liberty Financial and its stablecoin USD1 are in the mix, because why not add more acronyms? 🤷‍♂️
• Apparently, this will let you own a tiny piece of a Trump building for just $1,000! 🏨💸 (Hotel perks included, but probably not the mini shampoo bottles.)

Brace yourselves, folks, because Eric Trump, the lesser-known (but equally dramatic) son of former U.S. President Donald Trump, is here to revolutionize real estate. 🌪️ In a recent chat with CoinDesk TV (airing October 21, mark your calendars for the chaos), he spilled the beans on his latest brainchild: tokenizing a building currently under construction. Because nothing says “innovation” like turning bricks into blockchain. 🧱➡️🔗

“It’s going to be absolutely incredible,” he gushed, probably while adjusting his power tie. 👔 Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here wondering if this is a genius move or just another way to avoid traditional banks. 🏦🚫

This isn’t the first time the Trump clan has flirted with crypto. Zach Witkoff, another co-founder of World Liberty Financial, already hinted at bringing the Trump real estate empire “onchain” at Token2049 in Singapore. 🇸🇬 Because what’s more 2023 than a Trump hotel on the blockchain? 🏨⛓️

Tokenization, for the uninitiated, is the fancy way of saying “turn boring assets into digital tokens.” 🪙 It’s all the rage with global banks and asset managers, who are desperate to make exclusive investments slightly less exclusive. But Eric Trump? He’s taking it to the masses. Or, as he puts it, “Why go to Deutsche Bank when I can go to the masses?” 🏛️➡️🌍

Picture this: You, yes YOU, could own a micro-share of a Trump hotel in D.C., Dubai, or New York for a cool $1,000. 🏙️💰 And for that, you might get a free continental breakfast or a selfie with a golden elevator. 🥯📸

Of course, details are as scarce as humility in a Trump family reunion, but Eric assures us World Liberty Financial’s USD1 stablecoin will be involved. Because nothing says “trust me” like a cryptocurrency tied to a Trump venture. 💸🤪

World Liberty Financial, launched last year with the ambitious goal of blending crypto and traditional finance, is also rolling out a debit card and retail app soon. Because who doesn’t want to spend their stablecoins on groceries? 🛒💳

Stay tuned for the full interview on October 21, where Eric Trump will undoubtedly drop more cryptic hints and buzzwords. 🎤💥 Until then, we’ll be here, sipping our coffee and side-eyeing this whole situation. ☕👀