Oh great, another day in crypto-land where “secure” just means “if it doesn’t hit a proxy attack by 2 PM.” The esteemed creators of CoinGlass have once again proven their relentless commitment to trust… by letting you all get hacked like it’s the 1990s. 🤯
Large-Scale Proxy Attack (Because Small Ones Are Boring)
According to CoinGlass’s public statement, someone clearly with unmatched ambition launched a “large-scale proxy strike.” Regions were probably aided by their best friend, cyberspace. Users, meanwhile, marveled at their screens like, “Is this loading… or dead? Is the server sad it’s stuck in 1999 again?” 💀
CoinGlass attempted to explain:
– CoinGlass (@coinglass_com) October 10, 2025
Currently, CoinGlass is “back online” for most people. For the lucky few still locked out, the engineering teams are “investigating the full scope…” which probably means someone’s redoing their LinkedIn keywords now. Nothing like a crisis to flex your jargon vocabulary on Slack. 🛠️
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2025-10-11 03:01