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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the shocking world of crypto, where even the stodgiest of business tycoons are racing faster than a running banquet at a nudist camp!” Legendary wallet-holder and maverick investor Bitmine Immersion Technologies (BMNR) has, as if by magic or sheer luck, outpaced Marathon Digital to become the second-greatest treasure hunter in the crypto realm! 🎊
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According to Bitmine\’s gleaming press release (dated October 6, mind you), their overflowing trove of crypto and liquid assets now totals a staggering $13.4 billion. Let that sink in, along with 2.83 million Ethereum (🔓) and a modest $456 million in cash! There\’s even a pinch of Bitcoin (💰), mixing things up like a cocktail on a 2 AM cruise!
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Bitmine takes over Marathon\’s throne. Strategy Inc. (MSTR) that\’s no trick of the light!
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At present ETH prices of $4,535-no need to pinch yourself yet-Bitmine\’s hoard of Ethereum is now valiantly worth about $12.83 billion, representing more than 2% of all the ETH in the world! 🌐
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Thanks to its audacious accumulation spree in the third quarter, Bitmine has humorously leapfrogged Marathon Digital, whose $6.5 billion holdings are stuck in Bitcoin like a hippie in the 60s.
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Perched atop the crypto mountaintop remains none other than Michael Saylor-led Strategy, flaunting 640,031 BTC valued at a cool $80 billion!💰
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Bitmine\’s (BMNR) stock surges more than a Beaver with a new lap dance room!
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With the sharp-eared support of big names like Cathie Wood\’s ARK Invest and others, Bitmine reaches ever skyward, chasing Chairman Tom Lee\’s dream of owning 5% of all Ethereum\’s ether-don\’t ask how they plan to use it; it\’s a mystery even to them!
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Tom Lee\’s Magical Quest for Ethereum: Adventures at Token 2049 in Singapore
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Mischievous as ever, at the renowned Token 2049 conference in Singapore, Bitmine\’s own Chairman Tom Lee declared an eternal heart ♥️ for Ethereum, sharing the latest gossip about AI setting up shop in their domain.
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“Tom Lee Ethereum plan: retrograde!” declared @fundstrat, but as we\’ve learned in the crypto world, being behind-the-times is the latest in vogue. I took it as a compliment. “Wish I had Tom\’s Ethereum fears!” 😂 This is why Bitmine and Tom are Kryptonite to boredom! $ETH / $BMNR
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– Kodi (BMNR) 📌 (@SweatyKodi) October 5, 2025
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“We spent the past week in Singapore, shaking the crypto world by its pixelated knees at Token2049. Our brave BitMine crew sat down with Ethereum\’s elite and found the community starkraving mad about enabling Wall Street and AI to build dreams on Ethereum!” he exclaimed, with more panache than a historian at a disco.
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Lee marveled at Ethereum’s superb 100% uptime, its bustling developer market, and its deep liquidity as surefire tools to power our future, AI-driven utopia-or as some call it, perpetual confusion. 🚀
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Ethereum priced itself up 4% intraday, climbing above $4,719-oh, what a sight! This marks its proudest day since the blooming of the mid-September flowers. Surely this sends investors into a frenzy, hoping the heat from the US shutdown might radiate favor upon crypto as the week unfolds!
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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the shocking world of crypto, where even the stodgiest of business tycoons are racing faster than a running banquet at a nudist camp!” Legendary wallet-holder and maverick investor Bitmine Immersion Technologies (BMNR) has, as if by magic or sheer luck, outpaced Marathon Digital to become the second-greatest treasure hunter in the crypto realm! 🎊
According to Bitmine’s gleaming press release (dated October 6, mind you), their overflowing trove of crypto and liquid assets now totals a staggering $13.4 billion. Let that sink in, along with 2.83 million Ethereum (🔓) and a modest $456 million in cash! There’s even a pinch of Bitcoin (💰), mixing things up like a cocktail on a 2 AM cruise!
Bitmine takes over Marathon’s throne. Strategy Inc. (MSTR) that’s no trick of the light!
At present ETH prices of $4,535-no need to pinch yourself yet-Bitmine’s hoard of Ethereum is now valiantly worth about $12.83 billion, representing more than 2% of all the ETH in the world! 🌐
Thanks to its audacious accumulation spree in the third quarter, Bitmine has humorously leapfrogged Marathon Digital, whose $6.5 billion holdings are stuck in Bitcoin like a hippie in the 60s.
Perched atop the crypto mountaintop remains none other than Michael Saylor-led Strategy, flaunting 640,031 BTC valued at a cool $80 billion!💰
Bitmine’s (BMNR) stock surges more than a Beaver with a new lap dance room!
With the sharp-eared support of big names like Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest and others, Bitmine reaches ever skyward, chasing Chairman Tom Lee’s dream of owning 5% of all Ethereum’s ether-don’t ask how they plan to use it; it’s a mystery even to them!
Tom Lee’s Magical Quest for Ethereum: Adventures at Token 2049 in Singapore
Mischievous as ever, at the renowned Token 2049 conference in Singapore, Bitmine’s own Chairman Tom Lee declared an eternal heart ♥️ for Ethereum, sharing the latest gossip about AI setting up shop in their domain.
“Tom Lee Ethereum plan: retrograde!” declared @fundstrat, but as we’ve learned in the crypto world, being behind-the-times is the latest in vogue. I took it as a compliment. “Wish I had Tom’s Ethereum fears!” 😂 This is why Bitmine and Tom are Kryptonite to boredom! $ETH / $BMNR
– Kodi (BMNR) 📌 (@SweatyKodi) October 5, 2025
“We spent the past week in Singapore, shaking the crypto world by its pixelated knees at Token2049. Our brave BitMine crew sat down with Ethereum’s elite and found the community starkraving mad about enabling Wall Street and AI to build dreams on Ethereum!” he exclaimed, with more panache than a historian at a disco.
Lee marveled at Ethereum’s superb 100% uptime, its bustling developer market, and its deep liquidity as surefire tools to power our future, AI-driven utopia-or as some call it, perpetual confusion. 🚀
Ethereum priced itself up 4% intraday, climbing above $4,719-oh, what a sight! This marks its proudest day since the blooming of the mid-September flowers. Surely this sends investors into a frenzy, hoping the heat from the US shutdown might radiate favor upon crypto as the week unfolds!
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