Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for the digital lunacy at the CFC St. Moritz! 🎢
It appears the fine folks at this digital assets conference have decided that normal is just too mainstream, and have thus conspired with none other than Sygnum Bank to birth a flabbergasting bitcoin reserve. 🤯
In true fashion befitting a fantasy novel about the wild west of finance, they’ve allocated an eyebrow-raising 25% of their vaults for BTC. Yes, you read that correctly – those plucky conference organizers believe in bitcoin like it’s as foundational as bread or, well, air.
The mastermind Nicolo Stoehr, CEO of CFC St. Moritz, explained it was all about “safeguarding the future.” You know, because who trusts traditional assets when you can have digital ones? 🏦⚔️
The partnership also got the nod of approval from Mathias Imbach, the illustrious Group CEO of Sygnum, who wasn’t shy about calling this grand scheme a “strong endorsement of bitcoin as a long-term store of value.” I guess even the suits have caught the crypto fever.
And lest we forget, this eye-popping escapade culminates with the 2026 CFC edition, slated for January 14-16. Save your treasured ski slopes and wine cellars, the mountains are theirs now! 🙌⛷️🍷
And so, as the snow-capped peaks of St. Moritz morph into bitcoin havens, we nod in awed bemusement and dutifully make way for the digital new age. 🤯💎
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2025-09-24 06:57