Nvidia (NVDA), that darling of modern capitalism, pirouettes across the stage of financial markets with the vanity of a courtier at Versailles. Its GPUs, those mechanical muses of artificial intelligence, have made it the belle of the speculative ball.
Yet amid the chorus of admirers crooning “$500! $600! $700!”, one Cassius with a ledger instead of a dagger dares whisper: “Beware the Ides of March.” Jay Goldberg, that contrarian soothsayer, prophesies a 40% descent for this Icarus of silicon ambition. Let us examine his three indictments, lest we forget that Fortune’s wheel turns even for the most golden of geese.
Act I: The Grand Illusion of China’s Embrace
Behold the first act of our farce! Nvidia, that starry-eyed suitor, courts the Middle Kingdom with the ardor of a lover in a commedia dell’arte. Alas, the trade war has proven a most uncooperative matchmaker. Though a truce permits tentative flirtation, the Celestial Empire nurtures its own silicon aspirations. Will these domestic chipmakers remain mere figurantes, or shall they seize center stage?

Act II: The Phantom of Agentic Technologies
Act II presents a spectacle of delusion most diverting! Our hero trumpets agentic technologies as the next great revolution, though the world remains stubbornly earthbound. One might as well anoint a paper crown for a puppet king. The future, mes amis, is always five years hence – a promise that pays no dividends in the present.
Act III: The Sisyphean Labor Pool
Our final act reveals the cruel comedy of scale. Nvidia’s CEO declares AI shall remake humanity, yet neglects to mention this reformation requires legions of retrained laborers. The gods themselves must chuckle at this Promethean promise – shall we chain the masses to re-educational pyres to feed the AI furnace?
In this tragicomedy of modern enterprise, even the most ardent admirers of Nvidia’s genius must acknowledge the chorus of risks. For in the market’s theater, today’s hero may become tomorrow’s cautionary bust. 🎭
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2025-09-24 04:02