So, a bunch of politicians, mostly folks who probably couldn’t find their way around a crypto wallet, are bugging the SEC to just, you know, hurry up and let Americans dump some Bitcoin in their retirement plans. Nice idea, right? Because what could go wrong? 😂
They sent a letter-yes, a letter-signed by the usual suspects, maybe over coffee, maybe over a PowerPoint, urging the SEC boss-Paul or whatever-“Don’t delay, move faster!” As if the SEC is waiting for the right time to turn everyone’s nest egg into a rollercoaster of digital coins. 🎢
⚡️ JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US lawmakers push SEC Chair Paul to make Bitcoin the new 401(k) standard. Because who’s tired of that boring old stocks? 🤑
– The Crypto Times (@CryptoTimes_io) September 22, 2025
Apparently, the big boss sign-off was on some executive order signed back in August-real cutting edge stuff-that says, “Hey, maybe Americans want to invest in some alternative assets, like, say, a digital gold rush, if they’re feeling brave.” And these geniuses think having more options-more choices-will boost returns. Or cause Armageddon. Same difference. 🤔
The list of signatories reads like a congressional scrapbook: Lucas, Warren, Stutzman, a bunch of other names you’ll forget before breakfast. Basically, they’re saying, “Let’s give the workers more freedom and maybe if we’re lucky, they’ll build some real wealth-not just toil away in obscurity.”
Their big pitch? “Work with the Department of Labor, change the rules, and let’s open the gates to everyone-not just the *elite* who already know how to navigate “accredited investor” status.” Currently, 90 million Americans are locked out-like, locked out out-because apparently, the system is designed to keep the little guy away from the crypto playground. 🎠
They close with a flourish, demanding the SEC act ASAP-because who has time to wait when your retirement might be riding a Bitcoin rollercoaster? Here’s to hoping your 401(k) doesn’t turn into a $20,000 dip. Cheers! 🍻
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2025-09-22 23:17