So here we are, September 16, a day like any other, except now we’re witnessing Ethereum spot ETFs bleeding out $61.74 million. That’s like watching your neighbor’s lawn lose its green while yours turns into a golf course. Meanwhile, it seems that Bitcoin spot ETFs are rolling in the dough, raking in $292 million as if they’re at a buffet and didn’t get the memo about portion control. Seven days straight, folks! That’s longer than my last attempt to diet, and let me tell you, the chocolate cake was NOT a good influence. 🍰
Now, only the Bitwise ETHW ETF is posting any gains. It’s like being at a party where everyone’s having a blast, and there’s that one guy standing in the corner-just sad. And while Bitcoin’s out there looking suave and confident, Ethereum’s like the kid in school who keeps getting picked last for dodgeball. Who knew crypto could be so dramatic? 😒
Investors are keeping a close eye on this market rollercoaster, adjusting their preferences like they’re at a buffet trying to figure out what doesn’t give them heartburn. Who’s stable? Who’s not? What a world! It’s like a soap opera, but with a lot more numbers and a lot fewer dramatic monologues. Stay tuned, folks! 📈
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