Wall Street’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Visser Predicts TradFi’s Crypto Fling 🎩💰

Well, I say, old bean, it appears the chaps on Wall Street are finally waking up and smelling the Bitcoin roses! 🌹✨ According to the egghead macro analyst, Jordi Visser (a fellow who clearly knows his spondulicks), the traditional finance crowd is gearing up to fling their hats-and their allocations-into the Bitcoin ring before the year’s out. Jolly good show, what?

“Between now and the end of the year, the allocations for Bitcoin for the next year from the traditional finance world are going to be increased,” Visser piped up to Anthony Pompliano during a jolly chat on the old YouTube. “I think Bitcoin’s allocation number will go higher across portfolios,” he added, with all the confidence of a man who’s just won the annual village cricket match. “That is going to happen,” he emphasized, as if we were all a bit thick and needed it spelled out. 🧐💼

Apparently, these TradFi types are planning to bolster their Bitcoin (BTC) stash in the final quarter, just as everyone’s scratching their heads over whether Bitcoin’s price will peak or take a tumble. Talk about timing, eh? ⏳📈

Bitcoin allocation shenanigans in Q4, Visser declares

Visser’s remarks come hot on the heels of a Coinbase and EY-Parthenon survey, which revealed that a whopping 83% of institutional investors are keen to up their crypto game in 2025. Bitwise, those clever clogs, reckon there’ll be $120 billion in Bitcoin inflows by 2025 and a staggering $300 billion by 2026. Blimey, that’s enough to make a chap’s head spin! 😵💸

Meanwhile, those yankee doodle spot Bitcoin ETFs have raked in $2.33 billion in the past five days, bringing their total haul since January 2024 to a cool $56.79 billion. Not too shabby for a bunch of financial instruments, eh? 🤑🇺🇸

Visser’s chuffed with the Bitcoin charts, don’t you know

The number of publicly traded companies holding Bitcoin on their balance sheets has shot up like a rocket, reaching a mind-boggling $117.03 billion. As for Bitcoin’s price, Visser’s playing it cool, though he did admit, “I like the way the charts are starting to play out.” Sounds like he’s got his eye on the prize, old sport. 📊🎯

He’s also spotted a few “mini breakouts” in the broader crypto market, from a technical standpoint. “What I really wanted to see was Ethereum get through 4,000. Now it’s been consolidating between 4 and 5. Great. All-time highs are up around 5,” he chirped. “Once it actually breaks through and goes, we need the entire ecosystem to be going, and that means Dogecoin needs to be going and Sui needs to be going,” he added, with all the enthusiasm of a chap at a garden party. 🌳🚀

So there you have it, folks. Wall Street’s finally joining the crypto party, and Visser’s got a front-row seat. Let’s just hope they don’t spill their champagne on the way in. 🥂🎉

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2025-09-14 07:48