If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if intergalactic bureaucrats tried running a meme-inspired cryptocurrency, wonder no more. The Dogecoin Foundation’s less cuddly, more suit-wearing sibling-House of Doge-has decided it’s time to take things astonishingly seriously, partnering with Bitstamp by Robinhood. The goal? Custodianship for CleanCore Solutions’ bright, shiny, newly-acquired Official Dogecoin Treasury. If you think “custodian” means they’re just sweeping coins into neat little piles on the blockchain floor, you might not be entirely wrong.
- House of Doge and Bitstamp/RH join forces to babysit CleanCore’s Dogecoin piggy bank (now with extra seriousness).
- CleanCore recently hoarded 285 million DOGE (about $68 million, or enough money to buy one-and-a-half decent planets), aiming for 5% of all Dogecoin to corner the market faster than Arthur Dent cornered tea supplies on the Heart of Gold.
- Dogecoin price is forming what experts call an “ascending triangle,” which is like a regular triangle, but with more existential dread and Fibonacci numbers.
So, in the spirit of never letting a good meme get out of hand, House of Doge and Bitstamp by Robinhood-yes, it’s by Robinhood, as if it’s a Renaissance painting-are now managing the officially sanctioned Dogecoin stash of CleanCore Solutions. It’s all very complicated, which the market loves because it means everyone can pretend to understand Fibonacci retracement levels at cocktail parties.
Marco Margiotta, CEO of House of Doge, did not say, “So long, and thanks for all the DOGE,” but probably considered it. Instead, he announced that by plugging CleanCore’s DOGE into Bitstamp by Robinhood’s vaults, not only are they guarding assets against mischievous towel-stealing aliens, they’re building an ecosystem where ordinary holders can one day do something productive. Or at least look busy.
How did CleanCore get enough DOGE to cause a galactic disturbance in the Force? Simple: they threw $175 million at it-funded by shadowy industry giants with names that sound made up (Pantera, GSR, FalconX, Borderless, MOZAYYX, Mythos). On Sept. 8, CleanCore bought their initial 285,420,000 DOGE ($68 million), setting a new record for “most DOGE hoarded before lunch.”
Their plan: grab up to a billion DOGE within 30 days (because why set reasonable goals when you can be legend), ultimately dominating 5% of Dogecoin’s galaxy-wide circulating supply.
Pump the drama: CleanCore’s big shopping spree sent DOGE price on a symmetry-busting rampage, smashing the 20- and 50-day moving averages like Marvin smashing his hopes and dreams. Now, it’s hovering at $0.25-awkwardly close to the mythical 0.382 Fibonacci line (where mathematicians gather for tea and quiet weeping), and way above August’s high tide mark.
For those who enjoy reading triangles: DOGE is currently forming an ascending triangle, staring wistfully at resistance between $0.24 and $0.25 and doodling higher lows like a lovestruck Vogon. At $0.23, the price is clinging to the 0.618 Fib retracement zone with all the desperation of someone denied their morning Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
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2025-09-10 14:34