One might imagine the analysts in their glass-walled cubicles, squinting at spreadsheets like diviners seeking omens in chicken bones. The numbers, as ever, are indifferent. Costco’s aisles stretch endlessly toward the horizon, yet its market cap hovers like a hesitant pilgrim at the gates of a cathedral. To reach a trillion dollars, it would need not just shelves stacked with rotisserie chickens and Kirkland batteries, but a certain alchemy-turning bulk discounts into gold, or at least into investor euphoria.
The warehouse giant’s charm lies in its banality. It does not dazzle with innovation; it persists, like a slow-moving river eroding stone. Membership fees rise incrementally, margins remain razor-thin, and the stock price plods forward with the dignity of a pensioner crossing a street. Yet here lies the paradox: in a world craving disruption, Costco thrives by resisting it. Its mission statement could be etched on a gravestone: “We sell things. People buy them.”
Macro strategists, those astrologers of the capital markets, point to favorable winds-a consumer who still shops, a middle class clinging to its coupons. But the numbers whisper doubts. A trillion-dollar valuation would require not just growth, but belief: in the inevitability of expansion, in the sanctity of the supply chain, in the myth that even the mundane can become monumental. One suspects the analysts know better. They sip lukewarm coffee, glance at the ticker, and return to their spreadsheets. The river flows, but the stones remain. 📈
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